From atop of Blue Base, Caboose is looking through the sniper rifle with Tucker and Rickbehind him.
Caboose: Man... He is really kicking their asses.
Tucker: How come I never get the fucking sniper rifle?
Rick: He got it first, Tucker.
Caboose: (lowers the rifle) I'm really glad Tex is on our team and not theirs.
Tucker: Sure, makes things a lot easier on us.
Caboose: Yeah. I think switching Tex for Church was a good trade.
Tucker: It definitely seems like your killing Church is starting to work out for us.
Caboose: Ya know, ya think so? You know, I was gonna say something but, uh, well you know, uh... nuh...
Rick: At least with Tex here, we traded out one incompetent soldier for a really good soldier.
Caboose: Ya know, ya think so? You know, I was gonna say something but, uh, well you know, uh... nuh..."
Tucker: Did Tex get in the base?
Caboose: (raises the rifle and watches Tex enter the base) Yeah.
The flag reappears inside the base.
Male Game Voice: Blue Team, flag returned.
Tucker: What the...? Who said that?
Church: (clears throat) Sorry, that was me. I, uh, I guess I had something stuck in my throat. Your flag is back, by the way.
Caboose: Hey, it's Church!
Church: Yeah, it's me. Hey, Caboose.
Caboose: (peppy) Hey, Church, what're you up to?
Church: Caboose, (laughs) ah-huh-huh, I'm not really here to make small-talk, okay? How'd you guys manage to get your flag back?
Tucker: Wh-What? Oh, th-that flag? We've always had that.
Church: Tucker, who do you think you're trying to fool? Hey, wait a second... Where's Tex?
Rick: Over at Red Base, kicking their asses.
Church: Oh great. This is so typical! What was the one thing I told you guys the last time I appeared?
Caboose: (clueless) That Sidewinder is cold..!?
Church: (grunts) What was the OTHER one thing I told you?
Rick: Don't let Tex get involved?
Church: Right. And what did you do?
Tucker: ..We let him get involved.
Church: And not just a little involved. How involved?
Caboose: Very, very involved.
Rick: Y'know what, Church? When you died, I became Captain of this base, so what I say goes. And I saw no reason to not let Tex get involved here. So, you don't you go berating us for that.
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In Red Base, Tex was looking through the base, until...
Sarge: (emerging from the left) Freeze.
Lopez emerges from the right, trapping Tex inside.
Sarge: Drop your weapon.
Tex: (drops the gun) Hey, buddy.
Sarge: What.
Tex: You really better hope the first one knocks me out.
Sarge hits Tex with the butt end of his shotgun, conveniently knocking Tex out. Back on the roof, Grif is trying to get on his feet.
Grif: Ow, what the... My freakin' head. Jesus.
Simmons: (stands up from tending to Donut) He's hurt, Grif. He'll make it, but we need to get him some help fast.
Grif: Yeah, yeah, hold on one second. What happened here? W- First Donut's head exploded, and then you fainted, and then some black thing showed up and started-
Simmons: Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait. I did not faint, something knocked me out.
Grif: Okay fine, keep lying to yourself. Whatever helps you sleep at night.
Simmons: Man, just go find Sarge, we need to get Donut outta here.
Grif: Yeah, sure. Oh, and uh, I'm fine by the way. Thanks for asking. (runs down the ramp)
Simmons: Whatever, no one likes you anyway.
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Back at Blue Base, Caboose was looking through the sniper rifle and saw Grif entering the Red Base.
Caboose: Yep, he's definitely captured... Or dead... Captured or dead. ... (inhales sharply as he has an epiphany) Or captured AND dead!
Church: (sarcastic) Oh, well that's just PERFECT!
Tucker: What!? What is your problem!? Why do you even care if he's captured? I thought you hated that guy anyway for stealing your girlfriend.
Rick: Would you stop calling Tex, a 'he'? She's a fucking girl!
Tucker and Church turn to Rick.
Caboose: She?
Church: How the fuck do you know that?!
Rick: Oh, shit...
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Inside Red Base, Simmons was talking to Sarge.
Simmons: Sarge, we need to get Donut air-lifted outta here.
Sarge: Could you put that in a memo and entitle it "Shit I already know!" Get on the horn with Command! (turns to Tex) Well, look who's up. Rise 'n' shine, buttercup.
Tex stands up, sparks flying from her neck, jerking it back. Her voice briefly sounded like a distorted voice.
Tex: (now sounding female) Oh great... You broke my voice filter. You cock biting fucktards!
Grif: Ah-ha! I knew it! Only a chick could give me a headache this big!
There's a moment of silence.
Tex: ...What's the matter? You never seen a girl before? How long have you guys been out here?
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