A Human's Touch || BillFord (Gravity Falls)

New Form & a Paranoid Sixer

[Bill POV]:

Krampus failed me! He nearly killed sixer on me and then he just disappeared! That's the last time I trust a goat man with anything important. Even Gompers wouldn't do my bidding, and that thing is dumb as rocks! I need to think of something and fast. Maybe I can look around Sixer's room while he goes and deals with his petty "assistant". What a joke that guy is, once I come to town everyone's gonna know it's all about me and Ford, and that I'M his assistant, not some hick banjo player. I don't know what Fordsy sees in him but I have to stop that mess while I can.
Usually only Ford can see me because of the mindscape, but that doesn't mean I can't go look around his things! I went to search his room to see if there was anything of his that I could break and blame on that stupid banjo computer nerd. I looked through papers, his journals, his closet, his clothes and all their pockets, but nothing super important was found. Then I saw something that caught my eye. A folded up paper sticking out of a drawer in the top of his dreams. Why does he have a dresser AND a closet? I went over to it and read it. Actually I was surprised to see that it was for me. In short it was just "oh Bill I'd love to have you in my dimension but I don't wanna scare my sweet sweet assistant, can you possess or change into something that won't look so scary?" I can't believe I have to do this just so that banjo freak won't lose his brains over looking at my fabulousness. It aggravated me but, I guess I have no choice. I looked through some of his books to see if I could mold into a more recognizable life form before I found something crammed under his bed. It was magazine and one of the ads in it was for rental suits. The blonde model in it seemed pretty simple, plus I think Fordsy might like it considering how everyone else in this magazine is dressed. I put it back where I found it and shifted into the new form.
It was a lot skinnier than I expected and I was pretty sure I had all the disgusting components a normal human had, the only thing I couldn't do was the two eyes.. but thats okay because this eye patch looks great on me! The ad in the magazine was in black and white so I picked all the color myself but I know Fordsy will still love it. I can't wait to show him! Actually, where is he anyway? I went to check the room that Ford was washing himself in earlier but he was no longer there. The condensation on the mirror still was though, so I drew a handsome little fella just to remind everyone who's in charge around here (hint: it's me! Regular me!) anyway I checked their entertainment room, their table room, the entire upstairs but Fordsy was gone! I guess looking in his room took longer than I thought. I took a brief look outside and shivered a bit. Even though I'm still in the mindscape this new body has disgusting feelings due to this world. I looked in the snow and saw two pairs of footprints going into the woods. Sixer must've taken his roommate out to adventure instead of work on my portal. I'll have to talk to him later about that.
I guess for now I'll just look around the house while I wait for his return. How is that portal going anyway? I descended to the basement to check and it still wasn't finished! Not even all the internal wiring! The metal frames weren't even fully done! They did have a nice generator and fuel supply set out but come on! That stupid hick is slowing everything down!
As I was about to pass up to the first floor I noticed something on Ford's desk. A snowglobe of the house. It looked so well done too, but I didn't make this. That hick is being EXTRA distracting then. I don't care about the winter solstice, if he won't go then that snowglobe will! Ill be back for it once Ford and that stupid hick least expect it! If McGucket screws up again, I'll get him out of here no MATTER the circumstances! He'll be out of here or he'll be sorry. All he does is distract Ford and screw up. Ford works for ME, I've been waiting an ETERNITY for someone to let me out and now that Ford and I are In a deal he BELONGS to me, and I won't let anyone get in the way! I'll rip the sky apart, destroy galaxies even just to ensure I get what I want! That hick will regret the day he was born once he seems what I can do to him!
I'll send my best freaks after him, I'll be in his every dream and nightmare! I'll smile as I watch the fear feast on his sanity; As it destroys his soul!
See all the tapestries and prisms, McGucket? It's all about ME McGucket, BILL, NOT SOME BANJO PLAYING, COMPUTER MAKING, ANNOYANCE, SCREW UP, WAST OF OXYGEN STUPID HUMAN!
My friends can't keep waiting and you WILL be sorry, Fiddleford.
The party hasn't even started, but I can't wait to see what my friends will do to you to what you think I would, because I want to do so much worse.
A flat mind with flat dreams and flat fears like his will pay for my inpatients. I'll light your galaxy on fire, I'll display your bones in an acid jar, I'll recreate the black plague, just get MY FUCKING PORTAL BUILT.  You'll be sorry Fiddleford, YOU'LL BE SORRY.

What's this interrupting my thought? Snow crunching? Sixer's back! And only one set of footsteps! Maybe Fiddleford got eaten!
I pass up into the living room , just missing Ford as he carries someone into a bedroom. Uhg. Nevermind, McGucket is still alive. I'll just go back to the nightmare realm and talk to Ford tomorrow, McGucket ruins everything. He probably got punched in the face by a monster or something and couldn't handle it. I bet Sixer's probably freaking out too considering how he cares way too much for that useless banjo player. I'll back and I'll remember this Fiddleford, I'll pray on your downfall everyday until I'm finally free.