A Human's Touch || BillFord (Gravity Falls)

Patients is Agony!

[Bill POV]:

I've been watching Sixer for 72 hours! He's finally alone in the lab! Time to remind him what's important.
I descended to his lab and gave him a friendly hello!

"Boo!" I chuckled. He was shaking something in his hand and dropped it in surprise. "Bill!" He nearly chokes. The little orb fell and cracked, a wet sparkly liquid pouring out. "Hi Fordsyyy" I smiled. "Uhm, nice.. everything. Oh no, Fiddleford's gonna kill me, he made it himself and it's ruined!" He murdered looking at the cracked snowglobe. He picked it up, luckily not hurting himself. He set it back on his desk and hurried to get some stuff to clean it. "Wait, Sixer!" I follow after him. He cleans the sparkling liquid from the floor as best he can. "STANFORD!" I yelled. He jumped a little, finally looking at me. I smile, "Fordsy, you said you'd make the portal. Don't you wanna know the secret to the weirdness of Gravity Falls?" I tried to lure him back in. "I'd love to help you but Fiddleford's out right now and it would really be easier with another set of hands" he explains. I roll my eye. "You don't need him! All he does is bring you more problems, like almost cutting yourself on that broken glass, slow you down, blabber on with his paranoia, and so on!" I reminded him. He looked at me. "Bill, he's not doing anything wrong, he's just being himself. He's human, Bill" Ford tells me. For some reason the 'Human' part stung a little, and I think Ford noticed that too. "Well, I didn't mean it like that Bill" he tries to reassure me.
"Am I just a toy to you Stanford?! Something to play with them throw away? Because there isn't anyone else like me out here, no being as smart or powerful! Wanna know why? BECAUSE MY REALITY WAS DESTROYED" I grumbled. Maybe I didn't mean to get so worked up, but it was too late now. Ford knew how I truly felt this time, and he could see it in my face. I took off my hat and didn't make eye contact. "..Destroyed? By who? By what?" He slowly began to question, oddly enough this drew him in.. I guess I got what I wanted. "By a monster" I looked at him darkly. I showed him the last dust bunny of the second dimension and showed it to him. "This is all that's left" all this feeling stuff in the air was suffocating. It was like, my heart dropped.. well, if I had one,  but I'm basically being a fake human now so I guess my fake heart. Funny, I didn't think I had one or would ever have one. Ford looked a little upset but seemed like he wanted to help, even if that's not something he could achieve. "We could track the monster down and capture it or hunt it if you'd like, I could even—" I stopped him right there.
"Sixer, it would eat you alive" I stated without a smile. Ford frowned and decided to drop the subject, finding another way to please me. I put the dust bunny back in my hat and put it back on. "I'll go back to working on the portal. I'm sorry Bill" he replies with a heavy heart. To my surprise apparently I made some sort of 'face' at him calling me my name. "What, would you prefer I call you something else?" He ask. I shrug "You can call me anything except late for dinner, Slick. Can I call you slick?" I smirk, feeling better already. Ford smiles and gives me a certain look, "Well. You can call me anything except late for dinner", this made me laugh "I like you Sixer!" I smile. Something about him made me feel different inside. It was disgusting, but also intoxicating like drinking a thick yet sweet poison. Something in me began to crave him. Ford smiled back at me before grabbing some tools and continuing to work on the portal. I watched him work, enjoying the influence I had on him. My mind began to wander, as much I was enjoying the silence for some reason I did find myself wondering where that annoying hillbilly was. "Hey Sixer! Where is that hick anyway?" I ask. He looked a little irritated at that. "He went out to buy some groceries and such, he'll be back later. He's actually been having a hard time lately, he saw something the other day that really scared him. I've tried doing everything I can to help but, I'm still not sure what to do.. he's recovered physically but—" I cut him off "BORINGGGG. Ever try answering in a simple sentence?" I teased.
Sixer scoffs. "Well do you have anything that could help him relax?" He asked, seemingly as a 'comeback' of sorts. "I could give him a head that's always screaming!" I smile. Ford laughed a little because of pure surprise "He would hate that, Bill— sir.. er. Fuck." He began to mutter, tripping over his words. "How about, since I'm here to inspire you; Muse" I smiled. "Alright, alright" Ford agreed. My fake heart fluttered a bit; this must be what human excitement is. My mind wanders again "How much longer do you think the portal will take anyway?" I ask. "Oh, I don't know. Maybe a few more months now. Hopefully by my next birthday" Ford suggest. "That's fine, I could wait an eternity for you Ford; and technically I already have!" I smiled, reminding him that he isn't the first to meet me. He just laughs. I'm glad he doesn't bother to ask about them, because I'm not gonna tell him anyway!
I need to come up with another way to destroy Fiddleford though, and fast. Somehow him being more paranoid has only made Ford more attached to him, which is something I can't have. A deals a deal, and when you don't read the terms and conditions he MUST BE REMINDED WHO FORD BELONGS TO.