Fauji papa

27 : Rakhi

"Noorrr noor!!!!" Madhavi yells from her bedroom.

"Kya he mummaa!!" Noor asks irritated at her mother's yelling.

"Mene bola na ki hame shopping pe jana hai. Ready hojao jaldi! Aur wo dono ko bhi batao ready hone ko" Madhavi urges noor.

"Wo dono WWE khel rahe he! Mujhe nahi jana beech me!" Noor leaves the room while yelling and madhavi shakes her head.

Madhavi goes to the drawing room just to find her sons about to kill each other. Ishaan was on top of ansh and choking him while yelling out "CHOKEE SLAMM". She goes towards them and harshly whacks ishaan's back. He yelps loudly and moves away from her. Then she proceeds to whack ansh too with the same force.

"Mamma yaar! Kyu maar rahe ho! Itni zor se lagi pata hai apko!!" Ansh says while rubbing his sting.

"Jangli jaanwar he dono ke dono!! Utho aur ready hojao!" Madhavi says in a very irritated tone.

"Kyu?" Ishaan asks while still making faces due to the stinging sensation.

"Bola tha na subha shopping pe jana hai!"

"Yaar mumma mujhe nahi aana! Aap log karke ajao!" Ishaan says as he absolutely loathes shopping especially with his mother as she takes her sweet time picking clothes.

"Tere kapde tere bina me kaise lau ishaan? Aur lane ke baad nakhre karoge ki itna ghatiya taste he meri!"

"Mumma aap itni der lagate ho yaar! Mujhe nahi aana!" Ishaan declares stubbornly.

"Ishaan tang mat karo! Papa aarahe he pick karne aur tum dono ko aisa dekhenge tho fir soch lena! Tab mat aana rote rote mere paas!" Madhavi says and leaves from there.

With no choice left, ishaan and ansh get ready reluctantly. Kalyan comes to pick them and sits on the sofa with the boys.

"Mumma kidhar hai?"

"Patha nahi, laga rahi hogi apni fair and lovely!" Ansh scoffs angrily.

"Itna gussa kyu bhai?" Kalyan asks while taking Ansh in his embrace and pulling his cheeks.

"Papa me aur bhai bas khel rahe the aur mamma ne aake itne zor se maara aur chillaya bhi! Hame shopping pe nahi jaana hai yaar!!" Ansh whines while complaining about madhavi.

"Haa yaar papa!! Bore hojayenge hum! Aap log jao na hamare bina!" Ishaan too adds his set of complaints.

"Tum dono nahi aaoge tho me do ladkiyo ke beech me phas jaunga yaar! Papa ko company nahi doge?" Kalyan says as he knows madhavi's shopping style and their complaints were a 100% valid.

"Tho mujhe naye pokemon cards chahiye! Dilao, nahi tho me nahi aaraha!" Ansh says while smirking.

"Tum bhi maar khaoge aur mujhe bhi phasaoge apni mamma se!" Kalyan says as madhavi has restricted ansh from collecting them till results. She said thet he only allowed to have them if he score above 70%.

"Kyaa yaar papa! Colonel ho army me aur ghar me beewi ke samne nahi chalthi!"

"Beta me shayad colonel hu par mamma general hai! Sabse highly ranked!" Kalyan says while ruffling ansh's hair.

"Ok chalo chalo!!" Madhavi comes with noor and urges them to move.

They all sit in the car with the kids in the backseat and madhavi in the passenger seat. The three of them were fighting about who will get the passenger seat which led to none of them getting it.