Fauji papa

47 : Dinner

"Achi hai sir." Kalyan replies with a straight face.

"Ofcourse achi hi hogi! Bas tum aur ye dono shaitaan na sataye tho!" The CO says while playfully smacking ansh's bottom who was still hugging him.

"Aaa! Kyu sabko mujhe maarna itni achi lagti hai! Papa ki tho me dhol hi hu! Itna bajate hai ki inko dhol bajane me guinnes world record ajaye" ansh says with a pout.

"Aree? Kyu maarte ho kalyan bache ko? Itni cute bache pe haath uthane ki man kaise karti hai?" The CO fake scolds kalyan and ansh gets elated. He pokes his tongue out at kalyan.

"Patha he uncle... aap ane ke ek minute pehle bhi maar rahe the! Aur yaha murga bhi banaye!!" Ansh says dramatically.

Ishaan looks away embarassed and is irritated at his brother shamelessly saying that he was getting beaten to an outsider.

But ansh considers everyone he meets at least twice as his close people, so he doesn't get shy to overshare.

"Ye tho bohot buri baat hai!! Kalyan! Agar ek aur baar bacho pe haath uthaya tho me tumhe murga bana dunga!" The CO plays along with ansh and kalyan just shakes his head.

"Uncle aap hamare ghar kabhi dinner pe aao na! Noodles i mean jhanvi di and aunty ko bhi le aana!" Ansh says. Kalyan clenches his teeth and ishaan gets flustered at the mention of jhanvi.

"Aree tumhare papa invite kaha karta hai beta! Mujhe tho tumhare ghar se door door rakhtha hai!"

"Aree papa ki kisko farak padti hai? Aap aaj shaam aajao, me mama ko bol dunga badiya chicken banane ke liye! Meri mama se behtar chicken biryani iss duniya me koi aur nahi banata!" Ansh says proudly.

All kalyan wants to do now is whack the heck out of his younger son's head.

"Acha, aap bula rahe he tho me ajaunga! Par beta me vegetarian hu" The CO says.

"Sachii!! Sach me ayenge na!! Papa bolo uncle ko aane ke liye!" Ansh excitedly says and looks at kalyan. Now kalyan was stuck into saying 'yes'.

"Haa beta ayenge! Kyu nahi ayenge! Aaj shaam 20:00 hours ko ayiye sir" Kalyan says gritting his teeth. 

"Yayayyay!" Ansh jumps excitedly.

The CO pats the kid's head and leaves after saying goodbye.

"Oye! Pagal! Kyu bulye unke family ko??" Ishaan was faster than kalyan to whack ansh's head.

"Are! Me tumhari help kar raha hu aur th mujhe maar raha hai?" Ansh says while kicking ishaan's leg.

"Kounsi help?"

"Dekho kaisa mene noodles di ko ghar bulaliya! Ab ghar me pass pass raho! Saath khana khao! Kuch chemistry biology badao!! Ohohoho mujhe tho soch ne me hi mazaa aa raha hai! Hai na papa!" Ansh excitedly says and jumps towards kalyan.

Kalyan whacks his head twice and ansh yelps in pain.

"Khurafati kahika!" Kalyan mumbles and tells them to get into the car.

Kalyan hates the CO with all his heart and his dumb son just invited him for dinner. Only he know how he is controlling himself from killing ansh.

But on the other hand, ansh was too happy and excited that he played the wingman role in his brother's love.

And ishaan was too scared about what he has to talk.

They reached home to madhavi and noor dancing while following steps on the TV.