"Kya kardia?" Dadu asks coldly.
"Hame na tent banani padti he, matlab sab gadde khod ke and all! Phir bonfire bhi banani padti he!" Faizi starts explaining.
"And wo ye schedule na hamari raat ko thi! Raat ko shuru karenge ye sab! And subah ek jagah se doosri jagah doud ke jani he, which is like 40 kilometers!!"
"Kya? Subah 40 km bhaag ke, phir raat ko gadde khodna ha? Tent banani he? Aag jalani he?" Soft hearted dadi exclaims.
"Haa! Wo 40km bhi full battle load se! Matlab 40 kgs ki bag!"
"Haye bechare..." dadi says sadly.
"Aree dadi, abhi kuch nahi hua, suniye aur he!!" Faizi says while glaring at kalyan.
"Tho achanak se inhone plan change kardi! Hame bohot time tha 40 km doudne ki matlab raat 8 baje tak tha! So ham subah 10 baje shuru karne wale the actual plan ke according!!"
"Par inhone subah 5 baje, thandi ice wali paani phek ke uthaya hame!!! Aur bola ki doudna shuru karo!"
"Kyuu??" Dadu asks while glaring at Kalyan and kalyan gulps.
"Haa 5 hrs pehle uthaye and doudaye! Phir hum i think 1-2 pm afternoon tak doude the! Poori energy khatam hogayi thi and let gaye wahi!"
"Par inko tho ham chain se jeena, dekha nahi jata na! Agaye aur chillaye, NO REST! START DIGGING TRENCHES NOW!!"
"Matlab abhi hame wo khod ke, tent banani he!"
"Bohot bura kia kalyan tumne!" Dadi says sadly.
"And ham do teen ghante bohot mehnat karke, wo sab kia, ground nahi pathar tha wo pathar!! Itni hard thi ki hamare instruments hi toot gaye the! Wood wahera sab doondke, finally bonfire ko bhi jalaya! Sukoon se bethe and BAM! Baarish shuru hogayi 🥲" faizi says while making a crying face.
"Tho ye sab mehnat waste hogayi??" Madhavi asks this time.
"Haa mama! Aur mene inko pucha ki kyu schedule ko aage kiye? Inhone bola ki inko patha tha ki ab baarish hone wali he!" Faizi glares again and Kalyan who was smirking
"Agar baarish hothi he tho, ground soft hojathi he, hame bohot easy hojathi trenches karne me ground pe! And bonfire jalane ki zarurat hi nahi padti!"
"Actual schedule ke according aisa aasaan hojatha hamra kaam! Tho iss aadmi ne schedule 5 ghante aage kia, so that we couldn't escape the suffering!!"
Dadu, dadi and madhavi dropped their jaws and kalyan's merciless behaviour and he was just sitting there nonchalantly.
"Seriously kalyan? Ek tho tum inke instructor ho, tho kismat already phooti he! Ek baar bas ek baar nature inke saath de rahi thi and tumne wo bhi barbaad kar dia?!" Madhavi asks while whacking kalyan's shoulder.
"Wo mera kaam he madhavi!!" Kalyan winks at her.
"Bhagwan, ansh bas inki squadron me na jaye!" She prays to god and he laughs.
Later, the whole family was settled on the sofa watching with ansh and noor getting all the cuddles. Usually they fight over madhavi and kalyan but now that dadu and dadi were here, ansh was stuck to them.
Ishaan who hates physical touch maintained his distance as usual and faizi was just faizi. He was tickling noor's feet and noor was kicking him.
"Ishaan! Tu tho gym jane wala tha na?" Kalyan asks while stroking noor's hair.
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Fauji papa
Genel KurguA life of a strict father who is a soldier raising his 2 kids along with his duties.
