Faizi, Ansh and Noor were in the drawing room playing carroms. It was midday and they were slowly getting bored.
It was noor's turn now and she was trying her best to flick the striker with her little hands. She didn't know what carroms was before she came to this house. So she is pretty bad at playing but ishaan encourages her and wantedly loses inorder to make her happy.
Whereas ansh was nothing like that, he went beast mode on her and even made her cry once due to teasing her too much.
"Yaar aur kitni der khelenge? Mujse aur nahi ho patha! Ye ghar pe rehna kitna boring he!" Ansh exclaims while throwing some of the powder which is used to spread on keyboard on noor's face.
"(Cough) (cough) pagal mowgli!" Noor yells while throwing the striker at ansh.
"Tujhe tho khelni bhi nahi aati! Kyu khelthi ho! Mood kharab kar dete ho tere sloth jaisi movements se!" Ansh says while throwing some of the coins at her from the board. And this leads to a fight between them and they start throwing those coins at eachother relentlessly.
"Are are are! football, basketball, cricket aise games me jagda tho i can understand! Carroms yaar? Isme kyu lad rahe ho??" Faizi asks while breaking them apart.
"Dekho na bhaiya isse!" Ansh whines.
"Isse bhi dekho bhaiya!" Noor too says in the same tone mocking ansh.
"Aaaahhhh! Itni boring hee! Isliye mujhe school jana hai!" Ansh whines while kicking his legs in air.
"Waise tuj me tho bohot dam he yaar ansh! Matlab wo idea bhi kaisa aaya ki nakli papa ko le jaye?" Faizi exclaims.
"Me hu hi genius!" Ansh raises his collars.
"Haa haa suspended genius!" Noor scoffs at him.
"Tu chup kar! Tujhe tho school hi nahi hai! Entrance test me fail hojayegi aur ek saal aur ghar pe baitegi!"
Faizi looks at them confused as of why she doesn't have a school. He wanted to ask but was interrupted by ansh.
"Mujhe tho phirse bahar jane ke man kar raha hai! Par papa mujhe jaan se mardenge!"
"Thoda himmat na control me rakh beta! Jo bhi mind me thought aati he na, sab ko execute karne ki zarurat nahi hai! Apne jaan ki bhi kuch kadar karo!" Faizi says shocked by all the adventures that ansh did.
"Aree risk nahi tho ishq nahi bhaiya!" Ansh winks at faizi.
"Ghar pe kyu bore hogi yaar tumhe? Cantt(cantonment) ke andar hi sab kuch tho hai?? I wish i was born in an army family! Par mujhe mila bookworm doctor, engineer and lawyer family!" Faizi pouts.
"Kya he cantt me? Wahi sadke, ped, poude!"
"Abe kya nahi he canttt me? Ek mini township he bhai ye! Swimming pool, basketball courts, badminton courts, pool tables, billiards, squash courts, tennis courts, GYM he, library he, hospital he, shopping centre he, CSD canteen he, golf course he, saale sab chodo ek MOVIE THEATRE he!!!!! Aur kya chahiye tujhe nawab!"
Faizi says in one breathe and leaves the kids shocked.
"Bhai shaant hojau... ap bhi officer banenge na, sab milenge apko bhi..." ansh tries to calm him.
"Jaa pani leke aa!" Faizi commands and ansh raises his eyebrow.
"Ye kya order de rahe ho? Me apka junior cadet thoda hu, jo 'ji hukum' bolke bhaag ke le aau! Request kariye pyaar se!"
"Ishu aur sir ko bhi aise hi bolte ho?"
"Nahi!"
"Tho mujhe hi kyu? Me tumhara khoon ka bhai nahi hu isliye na.... Bohot bura he ansh.. mene tho tujhe mera sacha chota bhai maana tha... ham jo itne saare kaand kiye the? And wo promise ki me tujhe chup ke daaru pila dunga.. ye sab ka kya, kuch matlab hi nahi!" Faizi puts up a show.
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Fauji papa
General FictionA life of a strict father who is a soldier raising his 2 kids along with his duties.
