"Papaa yee mujhe kaat rahi heeeee!" Noor goes to kalyan whining.
"Bohot acha kia, ye treat lo, aur zor se kaato usko! wo tumhare samne ajate hi jake kato" Ansh whispers to the puppy while feeding it a biscuit.
"Uske daant arahe he na bacha, isliye aisa chabati he har cheez pe." Kalyan consoles noor while pecking the place where the puppy bit.
"Sirf mujhe hi chaba rahi heeeee wo! Mowgli ko nahi chaba rahi!" Noor says pouting.
"Tum billi hona! Cats and dogs natural enemies hote he, pagal billi!" Ansh pokes his tongues out to tease her.
Madhavi comes back from school. She looks at the puppy horrified.
"Kalyan! Ye kya he!"
"Aree yeee.... Ansh ka zid tha madhuu! Mene mana kia tha par ye bacha suna hi nahi." Kalyan says while ansh looks at him horrified.
"Paa..paaa.... Mammaa! Jhoot he jhott! Ye fauji jhoot bol raha he! Ahhhhh!" He says while running away from madhavi who was trying to catch him.
"Mamaaa papa ne laaya yaar!" Ansh yells at her when he was finally caught.
"Kalyan! Subah utna halla machake shaam ko tum hi leke aye? Koi akal he tumme? Kon paalega isko? Me bol rahi hu, me isko chuungi bhi nahi. Poora dekhbaal tum log hi karo!" She says irritated and leaves to freshen up.
Kalyan sighs and ansh comes towards him.
"Bure papa! Gande papa!" He says while biting kalyan's arm.
"Ahhh! Shaitan ke bache!"
"Me shaitan ka bacha hu tho, aap shaitan!! Bade aye 'me dekh lunga' bolne wale" ansh scoffs
"Ishaan wo moor ko isse door rakho, uska ate do ghante hue nahi already kaatne ka gun seekh lia he!" Kalyan says while rubbing his sore spot.
"Tumhari maa jab ye pet me tha tho kisi jangli janwar ko kha lia he. Isliye ye toofan paida hua he." Kalyan mumbles.
"Papa apko zyada lagi?" Noor asks concerned.
"Nahi beta theek hu, fikar mat karo." Kalyan pats her head.
"Me phoo phoo karungi, jaldi theek ho jaoge." Noor says while blowing air over kalyan's wound.
"Noor ye faltu kaam band karo, chalo padai karni he." Ishaan says while dragging her away.
"Bhaiyaaa nahii padnaaaa" noor whines while grabbing onto kalyan's leg for support.
"Aur kuch? Fail hojaogi? Ghar pe bethogi ek aur saal? Mama ko batau? Teen din se roz kuch na kuch bolke nahi pad rahe ho!" Ishaan asks sternly.
"Ishan! Pyar se baat karo." Kalyan scolds him.
"Aree papa uska entrance exam he yaar! Fail hojayegi! Aap aur ansh ki tara ban jayegi!"
"Mujme kya kami he? Mujhe uske/unke saath mat jodo" Kalyan and ansh say in unison.
"Haa bhai haa, dono phd ke gold medalists ho! Me aur mama hi gawar he! Theek? NOOR aao!"
"Papaaa nahi padnaaaa...." Noor mumbles.
"Isko nahi padna na, jao tum khudki padai karo! Kal padlegi. Aise force karke nahi padate. Royegi ye."
"Jese aap badi kadar karte he kisi ke rone ki?" Ishaan scoffs.
"Haa karta hu, niklo ab! Meri beti ko pareshan mat karo tum dono maa bete!" Kalyan says while scooping noor into his arms.
YOU ARE READING
Fauji papa
Fiksi UmumA life of a strict father who is a soldier raising his 2 kids along with his duties.
