"Meri grounding khatam, lines khatam yayayayyay" ansh was doing a happy dance while ishaan and noor were giving him disgusted looks.
"Ye chup hi acha tha!" Ishaan exclaims while settling on the sofa to watch TV, his favourite hobby.
"Mujhe na kabhi kabhi aise overacting karni chahiye, nahi tho papa bohot granted le rahe he!" Ansh says to noor while she looks confused.
"Mowgli! Mujhe bore ho rahi he..." noor says while pinching ansh.
"Owww pagal billi!" Ansh screams but noor runs away to ishaan and sits on his stomach.
Ishaan laughs and picks her up, places her on his legs and swings his legs and rocks noor with his legs making her giggle loudly.
"Aaaa bhaiyaa! Hhahahhaha" noor was laughing her heart out and ansh felt jealous.
He pushed her onto the sofa and laid on ishaan.
"Mujhe bhi jhoolna hai!" Ansh pouts.
"Nikaal yaar, aisa lag rhaa hai ki kisi ek ton ki hippo let gayi mere upar!" Ishaan grunts as ansh was much heavier than noor.
"Kitna bure ho! Waise bhi me mota nahi hu! Papa ki genes apko aye! Mujhe tho meri size zero mamma ki genes hai!" Ansh says while biting ishaan's arm.
"Chi mujhe kyu ayenge papa ke genes! Tujhe hi aye he isliye mota hotha ja raha he! Khana thoda kam khale, dieting wieting shuru karo! Nahi tho me bol raha hu na, tu NDA ke medical me OBESE hone ke wajah se out hojayega!" Ishaan laughs while teasing ansh.
"Mujhe body shame kar rahe ho?? Shakal dekhi apni? Do kilo ki muscle bhi nahi! Noor bhi jeet jathi he tumse arm wrestling me! Aur baal tho already peeche ja rahi hai! Papa ki tarah ban jaoge! GANJEE!!" Ansh yells and ishaan kicks ansh's stomach.
"Me phirse bol raha hu! Noor se deliberately haara tha kyuki wo acha feel kare!" Ishaan says and noor looks at him betrayed. She was so happy that she won that day and that she was growing stronger. Madhavi and Ishaan plotted it to make her drink milk. Ishaan acted that milk has been growing stronger due to the milk.
"Bhaiya aapne jhoot bola?" Noor asks with a betrayed look and ishaan bites his tongue.
"Nahi beta.. me tho bas mazaak kar raha tha! Apne hi haraya mujhe! Roz do baar doodh peeke bohot strong ho rahe ho!! Oh bhai kal tho papa ko bhi hara denge!" Ishaan exaggerates but it was of no use, noor was already hurt and just left from there hurt.
"Ye billi sad bhi hothi hai?? Aree ab tho papa tumhare waat laga denge!" Ansh teased ishaan. Ishaan was feeling very bad about it, he just blurted it out in flow.
"Kaise manau yaar... bechari itni hirt hogayi." Ishaan says sadly.
"Mujhe manane ke liye itne nahi sochte ho?" Ansh asks with an eyebrow raised.
"Kyuki tumse mujhe nafrat hai!" Ishaan says with a tight lipped smile.
"Hawwww me tho fir rounga!" Ansh was about to start a drama but ishaan glares at him.
"Acha itne udaas bhi mat bano! Me hu na! Manata hu waise bhi billiyo ko kya hi chahiye? Doodh ya chuha do aur maan jayegi!" Ansh says and heads towards noor who was sitting on the bed sad that madhavi and ishaan lied to her.
"Tom! Udaas kyu ho? Jerry firse bhaag gayi?? Ya us bade bulldog ne tumhare bum ko red kardiya??" Ansh teases her by referencing to tom and jerry.
"Jao mowgli yaha se, mujhe baat nahi karni kisi se!" Noor sulks.
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Fauji papa
General FictionA life of a strict father who is a soldier raising his 2 kids along with his duties.
