It was a lazy afternoon and the kids were pestering kalyan to take them outside.
"Papa chalenge naaa yaar!!! Ghar pe kya baite rahoge! Itna lazy ho, kya officer banega re thu!" Ansh says baburao's infamous dialogue with a twist.
"Me busy hu ansh! " kalyan snaps at ansh.
"Ha bohot busy ho! whatsapp forwards bhejne me!!" Ansh says irritatedly.
"Ansh! ek baar bolne par sun liya karo! Bahar jao dosto ke saath khelo, me kahi nahi le ja raha!" Kalyan says with finality and ansh stomps his feet which immediately raises kalyan's eyebrows.
"Bohot bure ho papa aap!! Hamesha itne strict kyu behave karte ho?? Mere dosto ke papa ko dekho! Chill maarte he sab apne bacho se aur ek aap boarding school ke khadoos warden!" Ansh says and runs to his room. Kalyan just sighs while holding his head.
"Papa me apka head massage karu??" Noor comes towards him and asks cutely. Kalyan smiles back at her. How can he not fall into her charms when she acts so cute.
"Nahi bacha me theek hu! Me bahar ja raha hu kuch chahiye kya?" Kalyan asks while stroking her head.
"Nahi papa aap bas jaldi wapis ajayiye!" Noor smiles at him and he kisses her head.
"Hame nahi le jarahe par khud jarahe papa! Itna bhi matlabi mat bano!" Ishaan who was watching TV mumbled.
"Surprise room checking ke liye ja raha hu, aaoge??" Kalyan says while ruffling ishaan's hair.
"Huff bichare bhaiya log!" Ishaan says while making a lip trill.
"room checking??" Noor asks confused.
"Unko unki free time aur un bichare cadets ka free time barbaad karna hotha haina, tab chale jate he aise unwanted and uninvited visits ke liye!" Madhavi says while coming into the drawing room.
"Cadets? Wo koun hai?" Noor asks completely unaware of the lingo they are using.
"Beta, apke papa na ek army ke academy me ek squadron ka chief he! Aur uss squadron ke atudents ko cadets bolthe he. Aur ab aapke papaji ko unke din kharab karna hai isliye becharo ke room check karne chale ja rahe he! Wo bhi tum logo ki bahar le jane ki itne pleas ko ignore karke!" Madhavi says scoffing while ishaan laughs sleeping on her lap.
"Madhu, tum bhi?? Ye scheduled he me kuch nahi kar saktha!" Kalyan scoffs back.
"Ooh acha.... Tho surprise checking scheduled hothe he?! Mujhe tho nahi patha tha!" Ishaan says while making exaggerated expressions.
"surprise sirf cadets ko hothi he!" Kalyan says angrily glaring at the mother-son duo.
"Wo chote patakhe ko tho manake jao! Mu phulake baita hai apne room me!" Madhavi says as she sees kalyan going out of the house.
"Abhi nahi, tum please manalo! Me late hojaunga!" Kalyan says and rushes out of the house.
"Par surprise visit kyu aur papa kyu check karthe he??" Noor asks while pushing ishaan's head away from madhavi's lap. She settles on her lap and forcefully puts madhavi's hand on her head.
"Bohot dam agayi he chota lillitput tujme!!" Ishaan says while tickling noor making her laugh.
"Aahh hahahha mumma dekho na!!" Noor says while trying to save herself from the tickle monster.
"Ishu bas karo, usko saans nahi aa rahi he!" Madhavi says and ishaan stops to confirm if noor was fine. She was finer than ever, he couldn't believe that his mom lied just to save her.
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Fauji papa
General FictionA life of a strict father who is a soldier raising his 2 kids along with his duties.
