"Excuse me.." faizi frowns at the number and excuses himself from the table.
"Bohot bure ho papa aap... itna koun marta hai bacho ko.. hitler ke bade papa ho aap! Pyaar hi nahi hai apko mujpe! Mujhe baat nhi karni apse!" Ansh started whining. Earlier he just wanted kalyan to forgive him, so he didn't whine but now that kalyan was calm again, he wants to become a baby.
"Haa kalyan! Aisa nahi karna chahiye tha! Dekho bache ke chehre ka kya haal bana dia! Aur bahar mall pe! Thoda gussa pe control rakho!" Madhavi scolds him harshly.
"Sorry bacha... " kalyan says slowly while caressing ansh's cheek.
Ansh wasn't expecting this. Kalyan usually doesn't sound so sad and this took ansh by surprise.
"Theek hai, ab hogaya na! Aap sad mat hojao... koi baat nahi, mujhe naya wala lego set dilao aur apka guilt khatam karo! Simple!" Ansh says excitedly while kissing kalyan's cheeks.
"Mujhe koi guilt nahi he aur wo lego set na meri choti salary se nahi le saktha beta, aap apni drug dealings se kamake khareedlena!" Kalyan says after giving up.
"Mama dekho yaar! Inko saga beta nahi hu me! Bhaiya ko jo chahiye wo dilathe hai, mene tho bas ek lego set poocha ..." ansh complains to madhavi cutely.
"Kalyan, dilao use! Kyu mana kar rahe ho?" Madhavi says taking ansh's side.
"Wo lego set 30 hazaar he madhu! Agar tum permission dedo tho dila dunga par phir mujpe chillana mat!" Kalyan says with a tight lipped smile.
"Inko na paiso se zyada pyaar hai, ham tho kuch bhi nahi he!" Ansh says sadly.
"Kya karte ho papa apke salary se? Ghar, aapke uniform ye tho army dethi hai, groceries bhi subsidized milte hai! Phir bhi kyu itna marte ho ki paise nahi hai apke paas?" Ishaan says with a raised eyebrow.
"Mujhe tho pakka yakeen he ki, inko ek aur family hai! Isliye itna kanjoos bante hai! Waha mama ke sautan ko bhi sambhalna haina!" Ansh says very seriously.
"Hawww papa kitne bure he aap!" Noor who thought this was all real exclaimed disgustedly at kalyan.
"Kal inke divorce hogayi na kyuki mama ko wo sautan ki pata chal gaya! Oh god!! Me tho mama apke saath rahunga!" Ansh says while hugging madhavi. Kalyan gives a done look to them.
"Haa me bhi! Mujhe nahi rehna ye sasta sam manekshaw ke paas!" Ishaan too now joins the party.
(Sam manekshaw was an army general. He was known as a man who was pretty good at impressing girls.)
"Chup dono! Bakwaas band karke apna apna khana khao!" Kalyan yells at his stupid sons.
"Papa aap tension mat lo, me aapke saath hi rahungi!" Noor says as she thought kalyan was now angry because the boys denied to stay with him.
"Beta me ap logo ko chodke kahi nahi ja raha ok? Apke bhaiya ka screw thoda dheela hai! Ignore karo uske baato ko!" Kalyan says to noor and she looks at him confusingly.
"mere bag me chocolates hai khalo teeno, lunch ke baad!" Madhavi says
"Wah!! Aaj kitne bacho ke birthday thi??" Ansh asks excitedly.
Madhavi always brings the chocolates that her students give on their birthdays home. Perks of having your parent as a teacher.
Ishaan and Ansh used to fight for them, so she had to divide them after measuring with a ruler. Did i mention that she teaches high schoolers math?
"Chaar!" Madhavi exclaims.
"Wahh! Tho mujhe do chocolates!" Ishaan the biggest sweet lover shouts.
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Fauji papa
General FictionA life of a strict father who is a soldier raising his 2 kids along with his duties.
