The Divergent Epilogue

Chapter 3- What's So Funny?

*This chapter has been edited with minor changes

Disclaimer: I do not own Divergent, the wonderful Veronica Roth does.

Tris POV

I woke up to the smell of scrambled eggs and toast. I quickly rolled out of bed to go scare Tobias. I quietly tiptoed out of the bedroom, and into the kitchen. I saw Tobias standing in the kitchen at the toaster waiting for our toast to finish cooking. I tiptoed (extra) quietly to Tobias and smacked him upside the head and he jumped.

"Tris, what in the hell did I do to make you do that?" Tobias asked with a scowl on his face.

"Aww come on you pansycake. You're no fun." I answered jokingly.

"Uriah." Tobias said with a smirk.

I rolled my eyes at him and I put on a fake pout. I turned around to go back into the bedroom to get dressed. Today is the official first day of training. Today, Tobias and I will be teaching the initiates how to shoot guns and throw knifes. After I finished getting dressed for the day, Tobias and I quickly ate breakfast and walked to the training room together. When we arrived, we expected the initiates to be in the training room talking but instead all we saw was darkness. Tobias and I quickly ran to the transfer's dorms with large buckets of water in our hands. I sat my bucket down and I opened the door and all we heard were snores. Quickly, we splashed the water all over the initiate's head one by one.

"Wake up initiates, its 8:02 in the morning and you need to get your butts out of bed and get into the training room in 5 minutes." Tobias yelled in his instructor voice.

I held back a smirk as I watched the initiates jump out of bed as they all scrambled quickly put clothes on. It was quite a sigh I'll say. I saw Emily still sleeping in her bed. I ran out of the room and came back with syrup- yes sticky, gooey, maple syrup. I poured the syrup all over Emily's hair and partially on her clothes, making her scream so loud that I'm sure the whole Dauntless compound heard her.

"What the hell Six?! What was that for?" Emily asked furiously while staring at me.

"That was for disobeying you're instructors. Get your butt in the training room, you have 3 minutes. It's 8:05." I yelled in her face.

Emily gulps at me and she quickly jumped out of bed and got dressed. After that, Tobias and I walked out of the door and slammed the door so loudly that I'm pretty sure the knob jiggled.

"Initiates I swear." Tobias said while shaking his head.

"I think we should start by making them run laps and do push-ups." I said with a grin.

"Agreed, maybe that will teach them to be productive and tomorrow they won't be late." Tobias said looking at me with a smirk.

Once we arrived at the training room, Tobias and I got out the guns and knives and sat them on the table. A few moments later, the initiates scrambled in looking tired. I got up and banged my hand on the table. The initiates jolted up and look alert. Once I saw Emily I couldn't help but laugh.

"What's so funny?" Emily asked with a scowl on her face.

"Your hair, that's what's funny" I said while laughing.

Emily lunged at me but I quickly grabbed her arm and twisted it.

"Ow that hurts!" Emily screamed.

"That was the point." I said sarcastically.

"Start doing 5 laps and 50 push-ups!" Tobias yelled.

I heard groaning from the initiates, and I watched as they all took off running around the room. They all stopped and did push-ups. David is the first one finished. After about 5 minutes, I blew my whistle signaling them to stop.

"Maybe that will teach you guys to not be late" Tobias said.

"Pick up a gun and start shooting at the targets." I say.

Everyone ran over to the table to pick up a gun and started shooting. I walked over to the refrigerator to grab a bottle of water, and then I sat down on top of the table. I observed the initiates to see who is hitting the target and who isn't. I saw that Ethan and Bryce are doing well, Jacob not so much. I see David struggling a little bit, but after a few tries he hits the target. Emily's side-kick also known as Madelynn hasn't hit the target at all once. Kayla and Jayla are doing pretty well surprisingly since they came from Amity. After two hours of training, we dismissed the initiates for lunch.

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