[Scene: Manor. Philip is in the foyer feeding Kit and reading the cat's thoughts as a conversation.]
Philip : Kit. Who is your favorite. Me , Prue, Piper and Phoebe (he strokes her fur)
Kit : I wouldn't say favorite but you're the hilarious.
Philip : I don't know whether to be glad or not
Prue and Phoebe come in carrying lots of shopping bags.]
Prue: I don't know Phoebe, the Betsey Johnson dress may be a bit too much for work.
Phoebe: That's what a new wardrobe's all about. Pushing the limit.
Prue: Yeah, and stretching the budget. Maybe I should just check with Piper.
Philip : you guys went shopping ?(looking through the bags)
Phoebe : Yup
Prue : what are you up to?
Philip : just practicing my power on Kit -
(They hear Piper laughing and then Piper and Leo run in the foyer. Piper sees them.)
Piper: Oh my God, Prue.
(She freezes Leo, trips over his leg and slides across the floor and stops at Prue and Phoebe's feet. They help her up.)
Piper: I'm so embarrassed.
Philip : no kidding .
Phoebe: Of course, she might have other things on her mind like having her way with the handyman.
Piper: I thought you guys were supposed to be shopping(glared at Philip) and you at work .
Prue: Obviously.
(Phoebe notices Piper's shirt unbuttoned.
Phoebe: Oh, look, front clasp bra. She means business.
Philip : my eye!(he covers both eyes with his hands)
Prue: Serious business.
Piper: Do you mind?
Philip : I do.
Phoebe: No, are you kidding? I think it's great.
Philip : yeah (he peeks one eye open ) if you and Leo are gonna get jiggy can you atleast give us a heads up
Phoebe : And as long as he's not still on the clock.
Piper: That's what I mean. You guys have to get out of here before he unfreezes. I never know how long this thing lasts. (Piper sees all the shopping bags.) How much did you guys spend?
Phoebe: Lots. Prue's new look is perfect for an SHW.
Prue: SHW?
Phoebe: Single Hot Witch.
Philip : that's a thing
Phoebe (smiles ) : it is now .
Prue: Hmm.
Piper: Prue, are you sure this isn't depression buying, you know, post-breakup?
(Phoebe gets some red, sexy lingerie out of a bag.)
Phoebe: Does this look like something a depressed woman would wear?
Prue: (to Piper) Hmm, maybe you should borrow it.
Piper: Okay, time's up. You three gotta go. (She pushes them in the living room.) Go, go in there and be quiet.
Phoebe: We will if you will.
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