MATURE CONTENT- In this futuristic sci-fi era, the entire world has become a living nightmare after a hellish parallel dimension has merged with Earth. Demons roam the Earth, spirits of the dead speak to the living, and every adult above the age of...
With the propane blocking the road, Isaac and Kevin went to move them out of the way. Then they heard a voice coming a building across the street.
Maige: Crap, crap, crap, CRAP!! Hold together, dammit!!
Matt: I guess we've found a survivor. Maybe she needs help.
Maige: Hey! Who's out there?! Don't even think about stealing the badass train!! That beautiful, sexy masterpiece is made by ME, Maige the master!!
Pam: Wait, is that Maige?? Aw, hell. Stand down, everyone. Turns out I know this idiot.
First Pam begins to sigh and then walks inside the building with no shame or being paranoid. Isaac, Kevin, Tanisha and Garth went inside. Everyone else stayed in the car to keep watch.
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Inside the Radio shack was Maige, a 19-year-old sergeant in the Marines and Pam's partner. Maige is a real shameless woman, given how she's dressed as April from TMNT. So immature, lazy, messy, and loud. But her bad habits don't get in the way with her skills as a mechanical engineer and robotics expert.
In fact, there were robot employees grabbing tech from the shelves and carrying them out the backdoor. And there was Maige, sitting upside down on the couch while watching TV on one screen, playing games on the other and had boxes of pizza with her. When she saw Pam, she waved while still upside down.
Pam: Everyone, this is sergeant major Maige, the tech officer of the Marines and my partner. She was assigned to my squad, and I became her mentor.
Maige: And don't forget best friend! It is so badass that you're still alive, Pam! I was trying to fly a drone through an air duct, but the damn thing crashed on me! Then I was gonna play video games upside down before I heard voices outside. And then I burped and sneezed at the same time.
Tanisha: I'm sorry, no offense, but how the hell are you a Marine soldier? You're more like an anarchist.
Maige: It's because I'm a badass genius, duh! Building badass robots, upgrading mechanical devices, and I once repaired the entire Air Force One after it crashed from a thunderbolt! You can ask Pam; I make soldiers shit their pants because of how much of a badass I am!
Kevin: So you've tinkered with the programing of these robots and made them loot for you? Not bad. Can't believe I never thought about hacking robots before.
Maige: Oh God... Oh, here comes the pizza!!
The reckless girl got up from sitting upside down and then starts puking over the pizza in the pizza box. After the robots finished looting, they all shut down. Garth walked up to her and starts patting her back. When Maige saw Garth's face she didn't get afraid or run away. She just grabs Garth and got super excited. Garth just kept staring like a zombie.
Maige: Fuck me sideways! You guys have your own demon nurse sidekick?! That is so badass!! Does she have badass superpowers like in the anime?
Garth: I fix you if broken or bleeding blood. Puking is good. It gets rids of poison in tasty stomach.
