Rukia: It's no good. I can't cut it! I'm not sure what kind of animal it is, but I could never cut it! I just can't!
Calavera: Please stay focused, Rukia! We're quite literally in the middle of a fight!
Rukia was currently hugging a giant stuffed animal while Calavera was fighting off a horde of smaller stuffed animals.
Out of nowhere, a pink dresser came flying in Rukia and Calavera's direction. Rukia immediately snapped out of her obsession with the stuffed animal and slashed the dresser in half.
Riruka came out of her hiding spot.
Riruka: What's this? I thought you couldn't cut cute things.
Rukia: You fool! Dressers aren't cute at all!
Riruka: Oh yeah? I guess we have different tastes. I should have filled that stuffed animal with rocks!
Calavera: You made a mistake coming out of your hiding spot.
Riruka: Are you two relieved that you can finally kill me?
Calavera: I'm only here to stop you guys from coming after me and my family.
Rukia: A Shinigami's duty is to protect humans. I have no intention of killing you.
Riruka: Huh?! That's not what I was asking! Read between the lines, will you? You think you could kill me in a fight, don't you?! Well here's what I think! You're full of yourself!
Riruka shot a stuffed animal out of her gun which both girls dodged effortlessly.
Riruka: Dodging it like it's nothing, huh? How cocky!
Riruka then inserted a liquid of some kind into her gun and shot it at Calavera and Rukia.
Rukia: Dance! Sode no Shirayuki!
Rukia froze the liquid in mid air and shattered it, preventing it from covering her and Calavera.
Rukia: No matter how much you increase its power, you are no match for us. Give up. Let's end this.
Calavera: She's right. You're fighting a losing battle here.
Rukia: Think of me however you want. But I have no intention of killing an ordinary human.
Riruka: A Fullbringer isn't an ordinary human!
Riruka raised her arm and pointed it at Rukia. Her gauntlets started to glow as she got ready to launch an attack.
Riruka: Addiction Shot!
Calavera quickly reacted by attaching threads of spiritual energy to Rukia, pulling her out of the way of the attack.
Riruka: Tch. You're a real annoyance. You've been getting in the way this entire time. Not only that but you've cut up so much of my cute dolls.
Calavera: It's not my fault you have terrible taste in dolls. The cutest stuffed animal in existence is in your presence and you've yet to utter a single compliment.
Riruka: Huh?
On cue, Calavera Jr. appeared behind Riruka and grabbed her, throwing her in the air. Riruka caught herself mid air as she started to fly. Riruka tried to shoot more stuffed animals out of her gun but Calavera Jr. blocked them all with its big body.
As Riruka was distracted, Rukia used this chance to cast Bakudō #4. Hainawa to grab Riruka out of the air and pull her down to the ground.
In desperation, Riruka sent a few more stuffed animals to buy her time to break out of the kido skill.
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Bleach - The Grim Reaper (Male Reader Insert)
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