♛┈⛧┈┈•༶ Hazbin Hotel Server ༶•┈┈⛧┈♛
princessofhell: Happy Father's Day everyone!!
vaginatheangel: happy fathers day, even though I don't have one
SexyBitchInDrag: booooooooooooo tomato tomato
iMakeitGoBoom: I don't think anyone in this server has a father or wants to go down THAT rabbit hole
SexyBitchInDrag: correct
SexyBitchInDrag: unless u consider fat nuggets my child than I am a father and u all should be celebrating me <3
iMakeitGoBoom: yo gay ass got pride month u don't need father's day
SexyBitchInDrag: 😢
princessofhell: Angel can be celebrated for Father's Day too!
SexyBitchInDrag: HAH
iMakeitGoBoom: 🙄
iMakeitGoBoom: gay ass father
SexyBitchInDrag: eat my ass
iMakeitGoBoom: no thank you, I don't like eating paper.
SexyBitchInDrag: ...
SexyBitchInDrag: u forget. u sleep two doors down from me now. sleep with ur eyes open.
princessofhell: guys cmon don't argue!
SexyBitchInDrag: shes GOING to stop talking abt my flat ass if its the last thing i do
princessofhell: Angel! Don't!
SexyBitchInDrag: 😒
iMakeitGoBoom: i ain't lying tho 🙃
SexyBitchInDrag: charlie.
princessofhell: okay okay cherri stop it
iMakeitGoBoom: fine </3
BigBossOfHellHimself: Father's Day? Oof I haven't celebrated that in a while
BigBossOfHellHimself: especially cuz I'm like not in heaven anymore-
SexyBitchInDrag: what abt you?
BigBossOfHellHimself: Me? What about me?
princessofhell: ... dad?
BigBossOfHellHimself: huh?
BigBossOfHellHimself: OH
iMakeitGoBoom: has it fr been that long that you celebrated father's day for yourself?
BigBossOfHellHimself: maybe, it's been a hot minute...
SexyBitchInDrag: well happy fathers day
SexyBitchInDrag: after all, youre also hells daddy <3
BigBossOfHellHimself: ... Why'd you have to say it like THAT?
princessofhell: Angel, cmon that's my dad 😭
SexyBitchInDrag: 😘
princessofhell: anyways, I did get you a card, dad!
BigBossOfHellHimself: WHAT REALLY??
princessofhell: yeah I'm on my way to your door!
BigBossOfHellHimself: AH
iMakeitGoBoom: bunch of dorks
SexyBitchInDrag: ikr its so sweet
SexyBitchInDrag: i hate it with a passion.
iMakeitGoBoom: right??
SirPrecious: y'all just some haters 🥺
iMakeitGoBoom: don't make me roll my eyes
vaginatheangel: ...
vaginatheangel: I don't wanna ruin the moment but can someone tell me why velvette is sending me vox-when-alastor-is-in-the-room level freaky messages?
SexyBitchInDrag: WHAT
iMakeitGoBoom: nah this is way more interesting
SexyBitchInDrag: SEND SCREENSHOT SEND SCREENSHOT
vaginatheangel: calm the fuck down, damn
vaginatheangel: gimme a minute
*To be continued... aka I wanna leave it there, I only wrote this becuz of father's day, in which Happy Father's Day to the good goated father's who deserve it becuz they're lowkey an endangered species these days (especially becuz I don't think there's any main character in Hazbin Hotel or Helluva Boss who has a good father, except Loona 😭)*
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