"Thats not a knife....this is a knife!"- Crocodile Dundee __________
Mama Soviet: -babysitting East Germany and France's daughter (soviets niece)- ok girls imma wash the dishes for France, England and afghan while they are away. Go play ok?
East Germany: Ja mama. -guides her cousin downstairs-
Time skip: half an hour later
Father America: -wakes up a very quiet house and sees soviet on the couch watching political debates- oh heh sovi didn't expect you here
Mama Soviet: oh hi oteu, da I'm watching the girls for France while they go get our cousin in Denver
Father America: oh wheres Afghanistan?
Mama Soviet: went with France and England cause England don't drive the highways
Father America: ah. Where are the girls?
Mama Soviet: downstairs playing games and being good, I washed the dishes too and rearranged the kitchen shelf
Father America: you did, awesomeness. Thank you.
Mama Soviet: no problem.
4hrs later: talking bout weapons and knives
Mama soviet: ain't that crocodile dundee's knife?
Father America: yes ma'am, you want it?
Mama soviet: it's a big blade!
Father America: mmhm -hands it to soviet-
Mama soviet: I can keep?
Father America: of course I have another one.
Mama Soviet: nice spasibo oteu!
Father America: since puerto rico don't want you having a revolver I was gonna get you, you can have a knife.
Mama Soviet: I worry her cause I love knives
Father America: so do I.
Back home w East Germany asleep
Mama Soviet: hehehe -shows Reich the knife she was given by her father-
Papa Reich: me and you have the same blade now mama~
Mama Soviet: like they say, couples who murder together, stay together~
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