The Piltovian Mafia (Arcane fan fiction)

☆The House☆

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Vi held the stapled together papers in her hand, looking at the old Kiramman house on the back, "This makes me understand this entire thing a lot more," she said.

Caitlyn just rolled her eyes and shook her head.

"What? I dunno anything about buying house and stuff. I thought you were gonna tell me the bar's in debt."

"You already knew that," Caitlyn said. "Why would I give you four pieces of paper worth of debt on this place?"

"It's not that bad, we managed to dig it out of the hole Silco had it in about... six years ago? We weren't the only business affected by that."

"Yes, love, I know. I remember."

Vi kissed her fiancé's head, "Then someone came along."

"Don't be cheesy, come on. We need to focus on this. The property. I mean, do you even want it?"

Vi shrugged her shoulders, "Do you want it? It's your property."

"Love, this is a decision we're making together. If I want this and you don't, then we won't get it."

"Cait, are you gonna live in that same exact house? Do you really think that's a good idea?"

"I thought I'd speak with Jayce and he could tell me what to do about it. I would never be able to live in the same place again..."

"The only reason why I want it is because it belongs to you, it's part of you. Also when Athena and Anthony aren't infants anymore, they're gonna need their own rooms."

"Aw, but why can't they just stay with us?"

"I know, but if I were them, I'd want my own room. You know more about this than I do, I don't understand any of this shit."

"I don't understand much, that's why I'm having Jayce help us. Perhaps, we could have a precut one."

"What? A precut house? Whatever you wanna do, cupcake."

Caitlyn side eyed her, "You're involved just as much as I am."

"You're the mafia member."

"And so are you."

"Wait, what?"

Caitlyn giggled, "If you're married to me, you're part of it too. Athena and Anthony are a part of it."

"It really works that way? That's so cool..."

The blue haired woman could do nothing but laugh at the grown child she got engaged to. Had her children with. It was the most adorable thing about Vi, really.

"One of my fantasies about you came true!" Vi exclaimed.

"One of your fantasies...?" Caitlyn asked in return.

"You as a boss of some sort. It's gonna be the greatest thing ever."

Caitlyn chuckled, "I don't wish to know how many of these 'fantasies' you've had about me."

"It's a lot, Cait. A lot. Like when we went to the beach a couple of years ago? You and that bathing suit..."

"Vi. We need to focus on this. We'll worry about that later."

"Later, huh?"

Caitlyn kissed Vi's cheek, "Yes, dear. Later."

"Anyway, just talk to Jayce about the precut thing, I dunno what more we can do right now. It's ten o'clock at night, pretty boy is probably sleeping like a baby right now."