Don't Mess With The Wrong Person - Larry Stylinson AU (boyxboy)

Cuteness Aggression

Summary : Niall introduces the term "cuteness aggression" to Harry .

Enjoy x

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Harry sipped on his beer , leaned back on the couch as he watched Louis and Niall racing on Mario Kart , sitting on pillows on the floor closer to the TV . Liam and Zayn were sat by his side , talking to each other and sharing a cigar , before passing it to Harry .

"I won !" Louis held his arms up in the air and turned around , sitting up on his knees , "Who wants to race ? Hazzie ?" He asked , then saw the cigar in his hand , "Actually no , don't come near me smelling like smoke ." He picked up a piece of popcorn and threw it at Harry , letting out a giggle when it hit his forehead .

"I'll race you ." Liam stood up and took Niall's controller , sitting down closer to the TV next to Louis .

Niall grabbed a beer and popped it open , taking the seat next to Zayn and Harry .

Harry passed Niall the cigar , Niall smiled and passed it on to Zayn , "I'm not smoking , but thanks ."

"You've earned another point ." Harry said half-jokingly , making both Niall and Zayn laugh a bit .

"But with all seriousness ," Harry said , "I'm glad Louis has a good friend like you . You make him very happy ."

"It means a lot coming from you ." Niall smiled and held his beer out , Harry clicked their bottles together and they took a sip .

"He talks about you a lot , he loves hanging out with you ."

"I love hanging out with him , too . He's such a great person ." Niall nodded , "He's the only guy who gives me cuteness aggression ."

Harry's head snapped to Niall at the word 'aggression' . "Aggression ?" He asked , voice lower .

Niall only laughed a bit , "Cuteness aggression . You've never heard of that ?" He asked , and the look of confusion on Harry's face was enough of an answer .

"Cuteness aggression is when someone or something is way too cute for you to handle , that you feel the need to squish them ." Niall explained , "Like when you see a puppy and you just want to pick it up and squish it in a cuddle ."

Harry turned his head to Louis , eyebrows pinched together in concentration ; thinking of the past two years with Louis , he'd definitely had moments when Louis was just so cute that he wanted to squeeze him in a cuddle and give him kisses .

"Hm ."

Niall and Zayn laughed and clapped a bit , drinking more of their beers .

Louis stood up from his spot next to Liam , a pout on his lips as he made his way to Harry .

"Li won ." Louis said and stood between Harry's knees , Harry put his beer away and held his arms open , "Want me to shoot him ?"

Louis gasped and slapped at his arms , "Don't you dare !" He put his hands on his hips , "If you hurt him you're grounded ."

Harry let out a laugh . "Grounded ?"

"Yeah , I just said that ."

Liam joined them and popped open a beer , "Is he still sour that I won ?" He chuckled .

"Shut it ." Louis turned to the coffee table behind him and grabbed a handful of M&Ms , throwing them at Liam .

"Oi !" Liam laughed , Niall and Zayn laughing along .

Louis turned back to Harry and laid ontop of him , his face in Harry's neck and arms around his middle , legs between Harry's . "I need a cuddle ."

Harry wrapped his arms around Louis and kissed his head , thinking at the term . Cuteness Aggression . Louis was definitely giving him cuteness aggression .

"Rub my back , Hazzie , it helps , too ." Louis slurred and rubbed his face in his neck .

"How much did you drink tonight ?" Harry asked as he rubbed his hand up and down Louis' back .

"Mm ... two shots , and a bit of vodka ."

"Straight ?" 

Louis pulled his face up from Harry's neck with an unamused look on his face , "You know I'm gay , Hazzie ."

Harry bit his lower lip , "I meant straight vodka , not 'are you straight' ." He said , not helping his laughter .

"Idiot ." Louis dropped his head back to Harry's neck . "You're an absolute idiot ."

Harry smiled , "So cute . You're so cute ." He wrapped his arms tighter around Louis , squeezing and squishing him as he growled playfully .

"Can't breathe ! Can't breathe !" Louis laughed as he tried wiggling out , his legs kicking and arms trying to push out of Harry's hold .

"Heeelp !" Louis called to his friends , who were laughing at the two as Niall filmed a video on his phone .

"Oww !" Louis used the only trick that always worked , and just as he hoped Harry loosened the grip around him , Louis slid out of his arms and to the floor to lay on his back .

"You okay baby ? Did I hurt you ?" Harry sat up and looked down at Louis to make sure he was okay .

"You almost killed me !" Louis slapped at his leg .

"It was Niall's idea , he said you're aggressively cute ."

"What !!" Niall called in betrayal , though couldn't help his laughter .

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~Author