My Digital Escape One Shots

Day Off

Bryan was truly getting on your nerves.

You had chosen to sleep in today, a decision that you regretted an hour later. Bryan, one of your two roommates and beloved boyfriend, and Johnnie, your other roommate, decided to make your life a little bit harder. They had gone out and bought four cans of whipped cream, putting the delicious food inside of water guns. They absolutely destroyed the living room with it, and looked to you to clean it up.

"Y/N," Bryan whispered through your slightly opened door.

"What?" you said groggily, not bothering to open your eyes or face him.

"Johnnie dropped some whipped cream on the carpet. Can you come clean it up for us? We don't know how."

"Bryan, do you honestly think I'm an idiot? I heard you two screaming at each other. I know you did it for a video too so I'll have evidence. Now go clean it up yourself."

"But Y/N," Bryan whined, entering the room and flopping on your bed. "Please."

"Let me sleep. This is my first day off of work in a while and I just wanna sleep."

"Bryan!" Johnnie called from the living room. "Come help me clean this up. You know the rule, your jizz, you clean it up." Bryan groaned, leaning over and kissing your cheek before leaving the room. He left the door wide open.

"You left the door open you fucking slutnugget!" you yelled, throwing the blanket off of yourself and going into the living room.

"What the hell is a slutnugget?" Johnnie asked. You picked up one of the water guns, shooting whipped cream at his hair. "No! Stop! Holy fuck, I just straightened my hair!"

You threw the gun on the ground, going into your bedroom and getting dressed. You grabbed your keys, phone, and wallet, going back out into the living room and grabbing your hoodie. You slid on your shoes and walked towards the door.

"Where are you going?" Bryan asked, worry in his voice.

"Starbucks. And don't fucking follow me." You walked out, slamming the door shut behind you. You took the stairs instead of the elevator, needing to blow off some steam. You walked the five blocks to the nearest Starbucks, getting a Caramel Macchiato and sitting at a seat by the window.

You didn't bother going back to your apartment for another three hours, going to a bookshop down the road and reading a bit. You purchased the book and went back home, unlocking the door and entering the apartment.

"Bryan went out to look for you," Johnnie stated, not looking up from his phone. You sighed, walking down the hall and into your bedroom, pulling out your phone and checking your notifications. Three missed calls and four unread texts. All from Bryan. You decided to call him and let him know you were home.

"Where the hell are you?" he asked as soon as he picked up the phone.

"Well hello to you to," you mumbled.

"Y/N," he said, seriousness in his tone.

"I'm at the apartment. I told you not to follow me."

"I didn't follow you. I went out to look for you because I thought you had gotten kidnapped by some serial rapist or something." You couldn't help but giggle.

"I'm sorry. I just needed to be alone for a bit. You guys can be quite irritating sometimes."

"I heard that!" Johnnie shouted from the living room.

"We'll finish this conversation when I get back okay?" Bryan asked, still sounding pretty miffed.

"Ugh, fine. Bye." You locked your phone. Throwing it across the room. An idea suddenly popped into your head. "Johnnie!"

"What?" he asked, peeking his head through the door.

"Grab your vlogging camera. We're going to the salon." You both split huge grins, grabbing your stuff and rushing out the door. You both knew that Bryan would be too lazy to take the stairs so you were quick to avoid the elevator, leaving the building quickly. You both turned your phones on Airplane Mode so that Bryan couldn't contact you.

"So I'm here with my side hoe, Y/N," Johnnie said to the camera. You were walking past the bookshop at that point, only a few streets away from Starbucks.

"I thought I was your main bitch!" you said in a fake angry tone. "What the fuck, Johnnie?" You both giggled, earning a few strange looks from other street goers.

"Oh my god, I need to get some Starbies," Johnnie said.

"I was already there today though," you said with a pout. Johnnie ignored you, pulling you through the door and ordering two Caramel Macchiatos.

"Should we have gotten cookies or something?" Johnnie asked you, the camera still rolling.

"No fat ass. Jesus, you're already the size of a cow I mean look at you!" You both giggled again, getting your drinks and leaving.

"Where to next, oh holy female?" Johnnie asked before taking a sip of his coffee.

"The salon, dearest companion! Go forth, for pedicures are on the horizon!" You both started laughing, making any person who didn't already think you were crazy think so.

***

You both walked through the door of your apartment laughing about some joke that Johnnie told, only to be tackled into a hug by whom you presumed to be Bryan.

"Jesus Christ, I thought you two got kidnapped or something," Bryan said, worry dripping in his words. "Don't fucking do that to me again." Bryan released you from his death grip, looking at Johnnie.

"Sorry, BryBry," Johnnie said, skipping past him into the living room. "But we went shopping and got our nails did, and mm gurl, we looked hot as fuck." Bryan looked back to you with a confused expression, and you giggled.

"Girl's day out," you said. "But seriously, we did look hot as fuck." You pulled Bryan into a hug, bringing your lips to his ear. "And I bought a new Batman bra and panty set. It came with a cape." His breath hitched, and his hands moved down from your waist to your ass.

"Mind if I see them later?" he asked, causing you to smile.

"Maybe..."

"Oh my god, I'm still in the room!" Johnnie yelled. "Jesus Christ, virgin eyes! Don't taint my soul!"

"Oh shut the hell up, boner boy," Bryan yelled at him. You pulled away from him, winking at him and going into your room. You put away your new clothes (a pair of black skinny jeans, a new Ghost Town tee, a Pierce the Veil beanie, and the Batman bra and panty set) and shut the drawers, aware that Bryan had followed you inside the room and closed the door behind him. You felt his arms snake around your waist from behind, pulling you close to him. He brought his lips to your ear.

"Why do you always have to worry me?" He asked, sending shivers down your spine. You turned around in his grip and wrapped your arms around his neck, which was quite difficult with your difference in height.

"Because it's more fun that way," you responded with a smile. "Now come cuddle with me. I'm tired." Bryan smiled, kissing you quickly before dragging you over to the bed. The two of you got under the covers and held each other close, falling asleep in each other's arms.

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Welp, I done good.

I'm actually quite proud of this one. I always thought that writing ones for Bryan, Alex, and Shannon would be more difficult than the other four, and while it has proven to be a challenge, the three of them hold a bigger opportunity level than the others.

I'm just going on about random shit, don't mind me.

But yeah. I hope you guys liked this one shot. Sorry about the time, it's only 9 where I am but I know its, like, two in the UK. I've been busy with band camp. I'm sure some of you understand my pain.

Stay safe, stay strong, and stay beautiful my Lil bitchez.

Yours Truly,

Andromeda Leigh Barnett