My Digital Escape One Shots

Hair Dye - Part Two

Shannon was fucking psycho.

Her next video idea was fucking mental, but dear God, was it funny.

You would be doing a three legged race, you and her against Johnnie and Kyle. You had to hop from one end of a long, abandoned parking lot, to the other end. It was at least twenty yards, which would be easy if there were no obstacles.

If.

Shannon asked Bryan and Alex to throw paint filled water balloons at you, because your previous experience with paint balloons wasn't enough. Not to mention the traffic cones that you had to go around. If you touched the cones or crossed into your opponent's lane, Jordan and Jeydon sprayed you with water. While all of this was happening, Robbie was manning the camera, Tyler manning the finish line camera.

Basically the epitome of fun (note the sarcasm).

So you got it set up. You used bright pink spray paint to set up the lanes. Cones were set up in each lane. Alex and Bryan had four buckets, each one holding 75 paint-filled balloons. You and Shannon were tied together, her right leg bound tightly to your left one. Johnnie's left leg was strapped to Kyle's right. After Jordan, the wonderful, smart cinnamon roll that he is, swept the parking lot of any broken glass, Jeydon began to count down.

3...
2...
1...

"Go!" Jeydon yelled. You and Shannon took off, easily able to get ahead of the bickering boys to the right of you. You accidently bumped into a cone, causing Shannon to stumble to a halt. You got sprayed with water and Shannon got hit with a balloon, blue paint splattering everywhere. You both squeaked, but continued.

You and Shannon dodged balloons easily, while you could hear Johnnie and Kyle getting pelted with them. Jeydon was spraying them with water, yelling at them to stop sucking so bad. You made the mistake of looking back, stumbling into a cone. Jordan turned to you with an evil smile, spraying you in the back with his water gun. You squeaked, running forward. Shannon was barely able to keep up.

Needless to say, you and Shannon won by a landslide. You allowed Johnnie and Kyle to finish, but it was basically just them throwing aside the cones and ignoring being hit by water and paint. They didn't seem very wavered by the fact that they lost.

Everyone went back to you and Shannon's place. You ordered a few pizzas and entrusted Alex with the money, her being the most responsible of the nine. You went back to your room and edited the footage, getting it done by the time the pizzas got there.

"You guys wanna see the video?" Everybody said yes eagerly, grabbing their slices of pizza as you set up your laptop to the television. You played the video, laughing at the stupid intro that you had filmed earlier in the day. Classic paint being smeared across cheeks, bandanas being tied on foreheads sort of thing. Cliché, but it just made it funnier.

The montage ended with Johnnie getting squirt with water and squeaking really high pitched. Then you and Shannon did your intros and the racing started. Stupid racing music played over the video, and Robbie had made sure to zoom in on Bryan and Alex quite a bit.

The video was pretty great overall, and you all had plenty of fun making it. You uploaded it to your channel, closing your laptop and hooking up the Wii you had purchased a few months previous. Bryan had brought over their copy of Just Dance 4, and everyone but you was eager to play. You were too tired to do that. You laid down on the arm of your couch, closing your eyes for just a moment.

That moment turned into five minutes, but by that time, you were dead asleep.

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This one is kinda short. It's sorta just a filler in this little Shannon series. It'll be full of drama next time. Just you wait.

I don't really have much to say guys. Except that Sunday will hold a great, big, beautifully sinful oneshot. Or at least the start of a lil trilogy...hehe...

Anywho.

Stay safe, stay strong, and stay beautiful my Lil bitchez.

Yours Truly,

Andromeda Leigh Barnett