A collection of MDE X Reader one shots. Send in a request if you want one done for you or if you have a prompt. (SLOW UPDATES. MAY OR MAY NOT GET BETTER DEPENDING ON MY LAZY ASS)
So I was nominated by danhoweltrash to do this thing so...yeah. You don't have to read this. This is literally some stupid funny shit. A bit of insight on me. But frfr don't read this if you are only here for oneshots. Also, the title will be explained.
Now let's start this shit.
1) Favorite food? Well, hmm....idk. I guess spaghetti. I really enjoy spaghetti.
2) What pets do you have? I have a fucking demon cat. Swear to God, this fucking cat is some sort of SADIST. He literally hides under the table and jumps out at anyone who walks by and ATTACKS THEIR FEET. Then he'll hide in the fucking cupboards and jump out when someone opens them. His name is Nox, after the Harry Potter spell (he's a black cat), but we nicknamed him Tiny Satan.
3) Best year of my life so far? Definitely 2015. I joined marching band and met my wonderful boyfriend last year. We're still dating, and we hope to stay together.
4) Time you normally go to bed? Haha. Sleep. Funny. But nah, being honest, it's normally around nine or ten. Sometimes though, I have a lot of trouble sleeping and I fall asleep around one in the morning.
5) Favorite emoji? I don't normally use emojis. But if I did, my favorite would be 👾 or 😲
6) Jeans or leggings? Depends on what mood I'm in. Like, if I'm feeling lazy, I'll throw on a pair of jeans, but if I'm feeling cute, I'll wear leggings.
7) Favorite movie? Deadpool for sure. After Deadpool, it's the Little Mermaid, then Star Trek Into Darkness, then Howl's Moving Castle.
8) Twitter or Instagram? I don't use either. I used to use Twitter all the time though, so I guess Twitter.
9) How you found my account? You followed me bruh. I follow people who follow me. Follow for a follow. That's how I do.
10) Favorite swear word? Best question ever. Hehe. Probably fuck. I use that word so fucking much. People ask if I have a problem. Second favorite would probably be bitch. Cuz I call people bitch a shit ton. Overall, I really like to fucking swear.
11) Favorite and least favorite classes? Favorite is definitely band. Today we had an instrument maintenance day, and since I'm the teachers pet in band (guilty), I had to help people with their instruments. Needless to say, the ten slides on a French horn are NOT number coordinated, so that was interesting. My least favorite class is honors English. I hate my teacher so fucking much. She loses her students' work and then makes them redo it. Her class is so fucking stupid and I really want that skankbag teacher to go die in a fucking hole.
Ahem.
12) Apples or oranges? Oranges. Apples are disgusting.
13) Favorite number? Hmm, that'd be a tie between 13, 420, 69, and 666. Lol.
