Hark! Another person has sputtered out their compressed air for the final time.. People are turning into aerosol cans and Mother Pomskilly seems to be caught up in the middle of it! Journey with our babygirls and men: Mother Pomskilly, a quirky goss...
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The 'men' smile at the two and Ray Shitama lights up as he recognises his good pals.
"So Ladies and tiny reptile and... *spits* Oak Desk, this is Gerbil and Snorf, my good trusty pals for tanning even though I'm a lustrous milky white of a buff prince. Ess.."
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The purple bitch jumps up in joy and makes a sinister face. the pink bald fucker is really shocked. He looks towards dESK-KUN in surprise and shock and joyous celebration.
(Djibouti accent) "Wow, what a desk, amiright?!" He looks into the distance before looking back. "My mom's gonna see that!"
"Whaaaat king?? like, that's so funny, you're mom isn't even here dummy~~!" says the Purple one in a Djiboutian accent.
"Oh Snorf! You're such a prankster, but shhh." he says and winks towards an empty space while a laugh track jump scares from from behind the BROWNING FRIENDS counter.
"Anyway, oh looksy you darlings! Aren't you just Scrumbdiddlilicious!"
"What." says Mother Primrose Lagoon.
"Oh yes you are!" says the Purple one, presumably Snorf. "Come on in darlings, come on in.."
He ushers them into the shop surrounded by the sounds of laugh tracks playing on repeat with an obvious cut in between loops. Ray Shitama smiles like this is normal.
Inside is a man eating doughnuts and tanning in a sun bed. The sun bed is bright orange and there are many muslim AND jewish symbols in the room. Despite this, a huge banner saying "Proud Chrisstians! Love Chriss Cross!" emblazoned in glitter over the hearth. Magical beads and thousands of speakers are scattered around the room and a fedora.
"So, what treatment would you like from your Browning Friends today? We've never seen you lovely darings before, oh, besides you Ray, so we can give you a discount on full body tans and facials, as well as a free complimentary bottle of 'Sunkissed Bagel' and 'Moonkissed Bagel' fake tan spray!" says Gerbil.
"Uhm," says Miss Clean, "'sun emoji', I can't tan. I'm ginger."
Snorf laughs heartily along with the laugh track. "Oh don't worry, that's what the 'Ginger Waiting Corner' is for!"
