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Jay: I'd die for you
Sunghoon: Yesterday you said you'd die for a single potato chip, so I don't feel special
Jay: I'd... live for you?
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Jake: *gets down on one knee* Will you marry me?
Heeseung:
Heeseung: is
Heeseung: is that a ring pop
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Heeseung: Did you stay up all night?
Jungwon: Well not aaaaaall night
Heeseung:
Jungwon: I got at least an hour of sleep
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Sunghoon: I hate Jay so much
Sunoo: You're holding his hand though?
Sunghoon: Yeah, hatefully
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Jake: *laughing* Is there anything you can't do?
Heeseung: Yeah, gather up my wits and ask you out
Jake: What?
Heeseung: What?
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Sunoo: Appreciate the little things
Ni-ki: *hugs Jake*
Jake: Seriously?! I'm not that short!!
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Jungwon: Sunoo, can you take out the trash?
Sunoo: Yeah sure
Jungwon: Thanks
Jungwon:
Jungwon: SUNOO PUT NI-KI DOWN!!
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Jay: What are you doing?
Sunghoon, hanging upside down from monkey bars: Trying to kiss you?
Jay: You're gonna fall.
Sunghoon:
Sunghoon: Shut up and kiss me, asshole, I'm getting lightheaded!
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Heeseung: Jake, do you want to get coffee sometime, maybe?
Jake: Uh-ye-yeah!?
Heeseung: Great! Um this Friday?
Jake: Yeah this Friday is . . . . Wait. You do mean that in a gay way, right?
Heeseung: Yes, in a gay way.
Jake: Full homo?
Heeseung: A full homosexual coffee date.
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Sunghoon: You want the last muffin?
Sunoo: Yea
Sunghoon: You want the last muffin?
Sunoo: Yes
Sunghoon: You want the last muffin?
Sunoo: Yes!
Sunghoon: Will you go on a date me?
Sunoo: YES!
Sunoo: waaait . . .
[They ended up having a picnic in the park and Sunghoon fell in a puddle]
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[Heeseung recruiting new staff members]
Heeseung: Would you, within all your life and capability, protect my six precious, adorable, talented beautiful, ethereal and tall babies?
Person: . . . . uhm yes?
Heeseung: Okay cool, you're hired.
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