CHAPTER 8

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Jay: I'd die for you

Sunghoon: Yesterday you said you'd die for a single potato chip, so I don't feel special

Jay: I'd... live for you?


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Jake: *gets down on one knee* Will you marry me?

Heeseung:

Heeseung: is

Heeseung: is that a ring pop


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Heeseung: Did you stay up all night?

Jungwon: Well not aaaaaall night 

Heeseung:

Jungwon: I got at least an hour of sleep


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Sunghoon: I hate Jay so much

Sunoo: You're holding his hand though?

Sunghoon: Yeah, hatefully


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Jake: *laughing* Is there anything you can't do?

Heeseung: Yeah, gather up my wits and ask you out

Jake: What?

Heeseung: What?


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Sunoo: Appreciate the little things

Ni-ki: *hugs Jake*

Jake: Seriously?! I'm not that short!!


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Jungwon: Sunoo, can you take out the trash?

Sunoo: Yeah sure

Jungwon: Thanks

Jungwon:

Jungwon:  SUNOO PUT NI-KI DOWN!!


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Jay: What are you doing?

Sunghoon, hanging upside down from monkey bars: Trying to kiss you?

Jay: You're gonna fall.

Sunghoon:

Sunghoon: Shut up and kiss me, asshole, I'm getting lightheaded!


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Heeseung: Jake, do you want to get coffee sometime, maybe?

Jake: Uh-ye-yeah!?

Heeseung: Great! Um this Friday?

Jake: Yeah this Friday is . . . . Wait. You do mean that in a gay way, right?

Heeseung: Yes, in a gay way.

Jake: Full homo?

Heeseung: A full homosexual coffee date.


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Sunghoon: You want the last muffin?

Sunoo: Yea

Sunghoon: You want the last muffin?

Sunoo: Yes

Sunghoon: You want the last muffin?

Sunoo: Yes!

Sunghoon: Will you go on a date me? 

Sunoo: YES!

Sunoo: waaait . . .

[They ended up having a picnic in the park and Sunghoon fell in a puddle]


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[Heeseung recruiting new staff members]

Heeseung: Would you, within all your life and capability, protect my six precious, adorable, talented beautiful, ethereal and tall babies?

Person: . . . . uhm yes?

Heeseung: Okay cool, you're hired.

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