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Ni-ki: When I get murdered, please make sure it's an unsolved case
Sunoo: Why
Ni-ki: I want to be on Buzzfeed Unsolved
Jay: Sorry, can we just? Go back to when he said 'WHEN I get murdered'???
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Sunoo: What's it called when you kill a friend?
Ni-ki: Homiecide
Jungwon: ???
Jungwon: Murder???
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Jungwon, who forgot the word manicure: Hey hyung! I'm giving Sunoo a handjob, come take a look!
Heeseung: Wha- you're WHAT
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Heeseung: *patting Jungwon on the back*
Heeseung: Well at the end of the day we are all human beans
Sunghoon: And together, we will rice
Jay: Lettuce pray
Jake: Ramen
Jungwon, sobbing uncontrollably: S T O P!!!
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Sunghoon: Jay is such an idiot
Ni-ki: Yeah lol he really is an idiot
Sunghoon: DONT YOU DARE TALK ABOUT HIM LIKE THAT
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Jake: That's ridiculous, Heeseung doesn't have a crush on me!
Sunoo: Yes he does
Heeseung: Yes I do
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Sunoo, Ni-ki, Jungwon: *staring out the window*
Jay: What are you doing?
Jungwon: The TV broke so we're watching a couple break up across the street
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Sunoo: *accidentally cuts finger*
Jake: Just put some pressure on it
Sunoo: Okay
Sunoo: *looks at his finger* If you don't get a job you're family will disown you
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Jake: Any news?
Doctor: I'm just waiting for your x-ray
Jake: But I've never dated anyone named Ray
Doctor: And we might do a brain scan
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Sunghoon: You know who's really hot?
Jay: *hopeful smile* Me?
Sunghoon: No bitch. It's me, obviously
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