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Heeseung: Look, we've been fighting for too long.
Ni-ki: True.
Heeseung: Let's just agree to apologize on the count of three.
Ni-ki: Okay.
Heeseung: One, Two, Three.
Ni-ki:
Heeseung:
Heeseung: See, now I'm just disappointed in both of us.
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Jake: Did you hurt yourself when you fell from heaven?
Heeseung: *jokingly* No, I came from hell
Jake: That explains why you're so hot
Heeseung:
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Sunghoon: You call yourself my best friend, but where were you when my meme only had four likes?
Jay: Making four accounts bro
Sunghoon, tearing up: Bro..
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Interviewer: What is it like to be enhypen's leader?
Jungwon: Imagine working with completely civilized, mature and responsible people
Interviewer: Okay?
Jungwon: Now throw that idea out of the window
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Sunoo: I came into this earth screaming and covered in someone else's blood and I'm not afraid to leave the same way
Ni-ki: I SAID IM SORRY FOR EATING YOUR LEFT OVER TTEOKBOKKI
Sunoo: SHUT UP!
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Jungwon: I'm so done arguing with you
Ni-ki: The earth is not a planet
Jungwon: H O W I S N T E A R T H A P L A N E T
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Jake: Why aren't there adult-sized playgrounds?!
Jake: Like, everything is the same as a kid's playground but bigger! Why don't we have those?!
Jay: Theme parks. Just theme parks.
Jake: But you have to PAY for theme parks!
Jay: That's the adult part.
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Ni-ki: *entering Heeseung's room*
Ni-ki: Good morning, parental figure
Heeseung: *not looking up from his phone*
Heeseung: Good morning, evil child
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Jake: *does something cute*
Heeseung, under his breath: I think I'm in love with you.
Jake: What was that?
Heeseung: I SAID I'M SELLING YOU TO THE ZOO
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Jungwon: Do you ever get water hungry?
Ni-ki: Water hungry??
Sunoo: Do you mean thirsty?
Jungwon: *blinks* oh.
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