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Sunoo: *staring up at the ceiling*
Sunghoon: What are you doing?
Sunoo: Stargazing
Sunghoon: . . .
Sunghoon: Those are just pictures of you taped to the ceiling
Sunoo: Did I stutter?
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Heeseung, drunk: Please just tell me that I am the king of all ducks
Jungwon: *looks at Ni-ki* I would but that would be offensive to the king of all ducks
Ni-ki: For the nth time, I am a puma!! not a duck!!
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Jake: I heard an interesting rumor today
Sunoo: Only one? I started at least twelve today.
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Jay: You played me like a fiddle!
Sunghoon: No, fiddles are actually quite difficult to play
Sunghoon: I played you like the cheap kazoo you are
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Sunghoon: Today, a pretty girl came up to me and asked how I was doing
Sunghoon: I couldn't choose between "I'm good" and "I'm okay"
Sunghoon: So I freaked out and said "I'm gay"
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Heeseung: Crushes are the worst
Jake: Yeah. Whenever I'm near mine, I start acting stupid
Heeseung: Pffft you're always acting stupid
Jake: Yeahhhh, don't think about that too hard
Heeseung:
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Jay, with his leg stuck in a chair: Now, you may be asking, "How do you keep getting yourself in these situations, Jay hyung?"
Jay: Well, kids, Jay hyung has no fucking clue either.
Jungwon: What's the count at now?
Ni-ki: 17.
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Heeseung: Am I dying?
Sunghoon: Why?
Heeseung: Every time I see Jake my chest hurts
Sunghoon: I'm pretty sure you're just in love
Heeseung:
Heeseung: fuck
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Sunghoon, trying to flirt with Jay: Jay, I'm writing a phonebook, can I have your number?
Jay: But you already have my number even before we debuted??
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Heeseung: The world doesn't revolve around you, Sunghoon!
Sunghoon: Oh really? Hey, Sunoo!
Sunoo: Yes?
Sunghoon: Run around me in a circle for a little bit
Sunoo: Why?
Sunghoon: Just do it, I'm trying to prove something
Sunoo: *starts running around Sunghoon*
Sunghoon, to Heeseung: Now it does
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