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Sunoo: Wow, Jungwon looks so calm and composed. I wonder how he does it?
Jungwon, internally: Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck f-
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Jay: I did warn you, didn't I?
NI-KI: Yes, you did
Jay: But did you listen?
NI-KI: No
Jay: Do you ever listen?
NI-KI: Nah
Jay: Are you listening now?
NI-KI: Nope
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Heeseung: Is something wrong with Sunoo? He's been laying on the floor in the kitchen for 15 minutes
Jungwon: Oh, he's just a little overwhelmed
Heeseung: Why? What happened?
Jungwon: NI-KI smiled
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Jungwon: So you have 12 apples and you give you boyfriend 5 of them, what do you have?
Sunghoon: *tearing up* A boyfriend
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Teacher: So NI-KI, what is your dream?
NI-KI: My dream is to go to the north pole and put a piece of bread there then go to the south pole and put another piece of bread there and turn earth into a sandwhich.
Teacher:
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Sunoo: Happy birthday, hyung! I'm your present!
Sunghoon:
Sunghoon: Did you keep the receipt?
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Jay, turning around in an office chair: I've been expecting-
Jay, still spinning: Shit-
Jay, grabbing a flower pot, still spinning: shit!
Jay, falling: S H I T-
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Sunoo: *blushing*
Jay: What's up with you?
Sunoo: Sunghoon said the B in my name stands for Beautiful
Jake:
Jay:
Jay: I'm telling him
Jake: DONT YOU DARE
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[Happy Halloween]
Sunoo: Guys, we're out of candy!
Jungwon: Already? There's only been like 3 kids!
Sunoo: Yeah, but one little girl said she loved me, so I just gave her everything
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Sunghoon: Who thinks I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?
Jay: You're a hazard to society
NI-KI: And a coward, do 20 hyung!
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