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Sunoo: *screams*
Jay: *wakes up* it must be time for them to ruin my day
Sunghoon: *wakes up* It's already time to ruin Jay's day? Sunoo don't start without me!
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Sunghoon: Come on, I wasn't even THAT drunk last night
Heeseung: You were flirting with Jay
Sunghoon: And? He's my boyfriend
Heeseung: You asked him if he was single
Sunghoon:
Heeseung: And then sobbed so hard when he said he wasn't
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Sunghoon: I made couples bracelets for us!
Jay: You do know that I don't like wearing 'couple' things, right..?
Sunghoon: You don't have to wear it if you don't wan—
Jay: No, I'm gonna wear it forever. back off.
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Jungwon: How long has he been asleep?
Heeseung: *Jake sleeping on his shoulder* around three hours now, I've lost all feeling in my legs.
Jungwon: Aren't you going to wake him up...
Heeseung: I would rather die.
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Sunoo: Why are you two holding hands?
Sunghoon: Studies show it relieves stress.
Sunoo: Oh okay, I thought maybe you guys were dating or something-
Jay: We are, but we're also really stressed
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Heeseung: *slaps Jake's shoulder*
Jake: Ow, what's that for?!
Heeseung: Sunoo said to hit you if I liked you
Sunoo, with a sigh: I said hit ON him
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*On a phone call*
Heeseung: I put a little note in your lunch bag to tell you I love you
Ni-ki: *opens bag* ...Heeseung hyung, this is a 10 page letter
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Heeseung: God, I'm so tired. I need some energy.
Jungwon: Look at me
Jungwon: *smiles*
Heeseung: AND I AM BACK. LETS GO!
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Sunghoon: I like bad boys
Sunoo: You know yesterday I punched someone and they fell
Sunghoon: But I like helpful boys too
Sunoo: Then I helped him get up
Sunghoon: But I like bad boys more
Sunoo: And then I punched him again
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*dispatch following jake for an hour now*
Boss: Did you get some information?
Agent, tearfully: Yes, and I'm so amazed.
Boss: What did you see?
Agent: He noticed that I was following him so he offered to buy me a chicken sandwich and a drink because I might be tired from following him. An angel.
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