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[ENHYPEN ; A recipe for disaster] Updating every Monday, Wednesday and Friday!

CHAPTER 22

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by aenaxli

by aenaxli

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Heeseung: Do you think laundry detergents have different tastes?

Jungwon: They do.

Jake, looking up from his phone: w-why did you say that with such certainty

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Ni-ki: When have I done anything rash or irresponsible?

Jay: I keep a list. It's alphabetized.

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Sunoo: What is your darkest desire?

Jake: I want to stare at someone from across the street and then disappear when a bus passes

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Sunghoon: The eagles won last night

Jay: Oh, did you watch the game?

Sunghoon: *covered in blood and scratches* what game

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Jake: favorite music genre?

Heeseung: 80's

Jake: Why?

Heeseung: brings me back to the good times when I wasn't alive

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Jungwon: You're on thin ice

Ni-ki: I'm on a floor

Jungwon: It's a metaphor

Ni-ki: It's a carpet

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Heeseung: Sunoo, do you have anything to say to Sunghoon?

Sunoo: Listen, I'm sorry I called you stupid. I thought you already knew.

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Jay: I feel so old, like I'm not a cool kid anymore

Jake: that's not true

Jay, hopeful: really?

Jake: you were never a cool kid to begin with

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Jungwon: Jake seems like the type of person to destroy the world by accident

Heeseung: Sad, but true