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Heeseung: While we're gone, Sunoo you're in charge.
Sunoo: Yay!
Heeseung, whispering to Jungwon: You're secretly in charge.
Jungwon, whispering back: I know
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Heeseung: *sighs for the nth time*
Jake: If this is about this crush of yours, go confess to him
Heeseung: I love you
Jake: I love you too, now go and confess to them!!
Heeseung: *sighs even louder*
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Jake: I'm single, you're single.. you know what that means..
Heeseung, blushing: What?
Jake: we ugly
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[Heeseung and Jungwon are sitting down on a bench]
Sunoo: Why do you guys look so sad?
Heeseung: Sit down with us so we can tell you
Sunoo: *sits down*
Jungwon: The bench is freshly painted
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Heeseung, yelling through the door: SUNGHOON, WE HAVE TO GO, COME OUT
Sunghoon: I'M GAY
Heeseung: NOT WHAT I MEANT BUT I LOVE AND SUPPORT YOU!
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Heeseung: Can you pass me the salt?
Ni-ki: Huh? The what?
Heeseung: The salt
Ni-ki: HUH?
Heeseung: *long suffering sigh*
Heeseung: The ocean cocaine?
Ni-ki: Yeah, sure
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Jungwon: This is my brother Ni-ki, he's adopted
Sunoo: But Jungwon, we're all adopted?
Jungwon: He's extra adopted
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Jay: My future partner has to have the most logical mindset—
Sunghoon: *fills up a water gun and accidentally shoots himself with it*
Jay: I want that one.
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Heeseung: Can I be frank with you guys?
Jungwon: Sure, but I don't see how changing your name is gonna help
Ni-ki: Can I still be Ni-ki?
Sunoo: Shh, let Frank speak.
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Sunghoon: *crying*
Sunoo: Hey, don't cry, somebody loves you
Sunghoon: *looks up* they do?
Sunoo: yeah
Sunoo: not me though
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