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Sunghoon: a fly flew into my ear
Sunghoon: i think it's trying to eat my brain
Sunoo: it's gonna starve
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Heeseung: Ni-ki, it doesn't sound like you're doing your homework
Ni-ki: what does doing homework sound like?
Jungwon: crying
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Jay: i'm sorry i ate your cheesecake
Sunghoon: *smiles* i'm sorry i pushed you off the bench
Jay: it's okay
Jay: wait. when did you—
Sunghoon: *pushes him off the bench*
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Sunoo: Welcome to the fuck sunghoon club. this is a club for people who don't like him. but first, a word from our newest member
Jay: . . . okay so there's been a misunderstanding
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Jake: Do you want to see a butterfly?
Sunoo: Sure!
Heeseung: NO-
Jake: *throws a stick of butter across the room*
Ni-ki: majestic
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Interviewer: what is the biggest struggle living in the enhypen dorm?
Jungwon: i sometimes wake up in the morning not knowing if the sound i'm hearing is my alarm or the smoke detector
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Heeseung: you shouldn't be using a straw
Ni-ki: i know, it's bad for the environment or whatever
Heeseung: no, its just a weird way to eat lasagna
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*at the grocery store*
Jake: ok let's just get whatever jungwon usually gets
Ni-ki: okay!
Ni-ki: *grabs eleven sticks of dynamites*
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Heeseung: what's so special about drivers licenses?
Heeseung: you don't need it, mines been suspended for nine months and i still drive
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Sunghoon: did it hurt
Jake: don't say it
Sunghoon: did it hurt when i told you to Google it and i was right
Jake: i fucking hate you
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