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Heeseung: Do you trust me?
Sunghoon: What? Of course I do, I'll always trust you.
[2 minutes later]
Sunghoon: I can't find the remote are you sitting on it?
Heeseung: No
Sunghoon:
Sunghoon: Stand up.
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Jay: Did you guys buy eggs like I asked?
Jake: Even better!
Jay: ...What did you do?
Ni-ki, holding up a chicken: Here!
Jake: His name is Steve!
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Jungwon: You shot Sunoo? But we're on the same team!
Sunghoon: Well yeah but you should've heard what he said to me!
Jungwon: What did he say?
Sunghoon, copying Sunoo: "What are you gonna do? Shoot me?"
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Heeseung: There are three ways to do things: The good way, the wrong way, and the Jake way.
Jungwon: Isn't that just the wrong way?
Heeseung: Yes, but faster.
Jake: *nods in validation*
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Heeseung: People are buried in nice formal clothes, so if the zombie apocalypse happened it would be very snazzy
Ni-ki: If I die I'm going to be buried in battle armor and a sword, good luck.
Sunoo: If?
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Police: 911, what's your emergency?
Sunoo: A monster broke into my house!
Sunghoon, from across the room: We're roommates!
Sunoo: *Screaming* It found me!!
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Ni-ki: *speaking japanese*
Jake: Oh I speak Japanese too!
Ni-ki: Really? Let's hear!
Jake: Bonjour mon ami, vous etes une belle grenouille.
Ni-ki: *opens google translate*
Jake:
Ni-ki: I'm flattered you think I'm a beautiful frog, but that's French.
Jake:
Ni-ki:
Jake: oh.
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Sunghoon: Can I be honest with you?
Sunoo: Of course
Sunghoon: Everyone thinks you're being dramatically petty
Sunoo: I see
Sunoo: *dips feather in ink and writes Sunghoon's name on the Dead to Me list*
Sunoo: Will that be all, hyung?
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Heeseung, holding a container of maple syrup: What is stopping me from drinking all of this right now?
Jungwon: *runs by and grabs the maple syrup*
Jungwon, shouting: Me!
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Ni-ki: A wise person once said 'make memes, not war'
Jay: And who was that
Ni-ki: Jake hyung
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