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Jay: Hail Satan!
Jake: Rain Satan
Sunghoon: Snow Satan
Heeseung: ...
Jay: Tomorrow there is a 98% chance of precipisatan.
Sunghoon: It'll be foggy in the morning...
Jake: ...Lots of condensatan!
Heeseung: Please just stop-
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Sunoo: Jay, wanna see something funny?
Jay: Uh, okay
Sunoo: Shout
Jay: *shouts, nothing happens*
Sunoo: *shouts*
Sunghoon, Jake and Heeseung: *runs in the room, running towards Sunoo* SUNOO WHAT HAPPENED ARE YOU OKAY??
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Jake: Heeseung, what's your type?
Heeseung: Short, dumb, looks like a puppy, australian, muscular and used to play sports in High School.
Jake: Wow, that's very specific. Is it someone I know?
Heeseung: Did I mention dumb?
Jake: Yeah
Heeseung: Alright, just checking.
[later]
Jake, in the middle of the night: Oh my god, Heeseung has a crush on Bang Chan!!!
Jay: ?????
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Sunoo: Does Jake think in Korean or English?
Heeseung: I think he thinks in English
Sunghoon: I thought he thinks in Aussie???
Jay: Bold of you to assume Jake even thinks
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Sunghoon: Sunoo, are you still mad at me?
Sunoo: Twinkle, twinkle
Sunghoon: ...Little star?
Sunoo: I wish I could hit you with a car
Sunghoon: Still mad. Got it.
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Jake: Knock knock
Heeseung: Who's there?
Jake: The love of your life
Heeseung:
Heeseung: I didn't know ramen could talk
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Jake and Sunghoon: *staring at each other*
Jay: *opens a soda can*
Jake: We're having a moment
Jay: I'm having a coke
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Jungwon: Truth or dare?
Sunghoon: Truth
Jungwon: How many hours have you slept this week?
Sunghoon: Dare
Jungwon: I dare you to go to sleep
Sunghoon: I don't like this game
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Sunghoon: Sunoo, you're blocking the view
Sunoo: But, Sunghoon, I AM the view
Sunghoon: *pushes him away*
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Sunghoon, holding a bag of sugar: Disney pranks, with friends
Sunghoon, singing: Just a spoon full of sugar— *pours a literal spoonful of sugar into Jay's spaghetti* helps the medicine go down~
Jay: Okay, jokes on you, I'm still gonna eat it.
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