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Sunghoon: Are you alright?
Sunoo, crying: It was the onions
Sunghoon: *picks up an onion* What did you say to Sunoo?!
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Heeseung: *Tapping fingers on the table*
Ni-ki: *taps fingers back furiously*
Jake: ...What's going on?
Jungwon: Morse code. They're talking.
Ni-ki: .-. .- -- . -. / .. ... / --- ...- . .-. .-. .- - . -..
Heeseung: *slams hand on table* YOU TAKE THAT BACK!
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Jake: Okay happy campers! If you were a fruit which would you be and why?
Ni-ki: I'd be a tomato because no one accepts me as part of the group.
Jake: ...
Jungwon: ...
Jake: OKAY HAPPY CAMPERS-
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Sunghoon: Sunoo and I were crossing the street, and this man drove by and honked at us
Jungwon: What did you do?
Sunghoon: Sunoo chased him down to the next red light and reached into his window and-
Sunoo: *happily skipping into the room* Who wants a steering wheel?
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Murderer: Any last words?
Sunoo: Do you think I'm cute? Be honest.
Murderer:
Murderer: Yeah, cutest victim I've had actually.
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Heeseung: Small creatures are much more vicious because they have a smaller body to bottle up all their emotions.
Jay: Ridiculous. Give me some examples.
Ni-ki: Wasps?
Jake: Terriers?
Heeseung: Jungwon.
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[In a horror movie]
Jay: I've got no phone service in here.
Jake: Shoot, my battery just died.
Sunghoon: Sorry guys, I just broke my phone with a hammer.
Ni-ki: Guys, my phone is a brick.
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Jake: You know what bothers me? Bats. Why can bats fly?
Ni-ki: Not again!
Jake: No. Seriously, who gave them the right? They're mammals! Mammals walk on land, no exceptions.
Jungwon: Just wait until you hear about whales.
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Ni-ki: So, what do you think? Good idea right?
Sunghoon: Whatever floats your titanic.
Ni-ki: But the titanic sank?
Sunghoon: Yeah, just like your IQ did when you came up with that idea.
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[Heeseung and Jungwon as assassins]
Heeseung: Did... did you bring chocolate on this mission?!
Jungwon: It's stress chocolate!
Heeseung: But WHY?!?
Jungwon: ASSASSINATIONS STRESS ME OUT, OKAY?
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