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Sunoo: Do kangaroos really know how to fight?
Jungwon: I don't know, go hit Jakehyung and find out
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Heeseung: What's your biggest fear?
Jay: Ghosts
NI-KI: Oblivion
Sunghoon: The never ending game of life that ultimately leads to death and destruction
Jake: Sunghoon
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Sunoo: So a K-nife
NI-KI: Hit the K-night
Jungwon: . . . IN THE K-NEE
Sunoo, NI-KI, Jungwon: *silently dying on the floor from laughing too hard*
Jay: *holding a butter knife* IF YOU SAY THAT ONE MORE TIME I'LL STAB YOUR K-NEE WITH MY K-NIFE
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Heeseung: I'm not mad
NI-KI, already tearing up: DON'T YOU FUCKING SAY IT-
Heeseung: I'm just disappointed
NI-KI, sobbing: *locks himself in the bathroom*
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Jungwon: Anyone d-
Jake: Depressed?
Jay: Drained?
Sunoo: Dumb?
Sunghoon: Disliked?
Jungwon: -done with their work... what is wrong with you people?!
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Jake: Guys I think I learnt how to speak dog!
Jay: Cool??
Jake: Look!! *turns to Layla* woof woof woof
Layla: woof woof woof woof
Sunghoon: The fuck she say?
Jake: She said 'I will end your entire bloodline'
Heeseung: Oh okay
Heeseung: WAIT WHAT
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Jay: W-who do I shoot!?
Sunghoon: Them!
Clone: No! He's lying! Remember? I love you
Jay: *shoots the clone*
Sunghoon: What the-
Jay: 'I Love You' sounds like something you wouldn't say to me
Sunghoon: ok, WOW-
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Jungwon: It's like you and Jake share the same brain cell sometimes!
NI-KI: . . .
NI-KI: I'll be right back
NI-KI, bursting into Jake's room: Hyung, I need to use the brain cell, quick!
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Jake: I wish we could block people in real life
Jungwon: Restraining order
Sunoo: Murder
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Heeseung: How many popsicles have you ate today, Jungwon?
Jungwon: *Laying down in a bed of popsicle wrappers* Now is not the time to talk about my personal flaws as a human
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*after a date*
Heeseung: So what are we?
Jake: Koreans
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