Ja:Alright, everyone! Gather 'round! I've officially decided to take my career to the next level detective level!
Jo:Oh no, what have you gotten yourself into this time?
L:Let me guess, you're going to solve the mystery of the missing donuts from the break room again?
N:Or maybe the case of the vanishing printer ink? That one's been cold for months!
A:Actually, I'm more concerned about the great missing office supplies mystery. It's an epidemic!
T:You're all making fun, but honestly, that stapler hasn't been seen in weeks!
J:Exactly! And I'm here to restore order! I'm calling this operation "Project Supply Chain."
Jo:Oh great, now we have a code name. What's next, secret handshakes?
N:I can see it now: "Detective West, at your service! I'll be investigating the whereabouts of paper clips and erasers!"
A:You should probably start with the office chair. It's been suspiciously creaky lately.
Ja:No, no! I already have my suspects! First on the list: "The Printer."
L:The printer? How's a printer going to steal office supplies?
Ja:It's clever! It distracts us with its paper jams and sneaky ink levels, while it secretly hoards supplies for itself!
T:So what's your plan, Detective? Are you going to interrogate the printer?
Ja:Absolutely! "Where were you on the night of the missing highlighters?"
N:"Tell me the truth, Printer! Did you shred the evidence?!"
Jo:"Or did you collude with the paper shredder? Because it's acting shady!"
A:And let's not forget about the fountain pen. It's been acting all mysterious lately, rolling around on the desk like it owns the place.
L:You all are ridiculous! It's just office supplies. But if you need a backup plan, I can lend you my magnifying glass.
Ja:That's exactly what I need! A good detective must be equipped with proper tools!
T:Wait, does this mean I need to start a supply fund for your cases? Because I'm not made of money!
N:You better start a donation campaign, Tim! "Help Jackson find our lost stapler!"
A:"Every penny counts in the fight against missing office supplies!"
Ja:Alright, I'll need all of your help. You're all my trusty sidekicks!
Jo:Sidekicks? More like comic relief! I'll be here for moral support while you investigate the office supplies underground.
L:Just remember to wear your detective hat! And try not to trip over the carpet while you're at it!
T:Yeah, last time you tripped, you knocked over a whole box of sticky notes. It looked like a colorful explosion!
N:And then you tried to solve the mystery of who made the mess! Spoiler alert: it was you!
Ja:Okay, enough about that! Focus on the mission!
A:So, what's the first step, Detective?
Ja:I need to analyze the office for clues! Let's spread out and look for any suspicious behavior!
T:You mean look for office supplies? Because I'm pretty sure that's illegal in some places!
A:"Oh no! Don't let them find the glue stick! It's too powerful!"
Jo:We need to call for backup! "We have a 10-42 on the paper clip heist!"
Ja:Everyone, stay sharp! We can't let the supplies outsmart us!
N:"Watch your back, sticky notes! Jackson is on the case!"
L:And I'm waiting for the detective movie soundtrack to play in the background.
T:You guys realize this is a serious mission, right? We're not looking for lost cats!
Ja:Don't underestimate the power of missing supplies! This is just the beginning!
N:Next thing you know, you'll be chasing down the rogue stapler with a team of detectives!
Jo:I can already see the headlines: "Detective Jackson West Saves the Day!"
A:"Supplies Restored, Order Established!"
L:"And the Printer's Innocence is Proved!"
T:"Or is it? Tune in next week for more office supply drama!"
Ja:You're all lucky I'm a patient detective!
N:But only for now! Next week, you're going to be at the mercy of our stapler!
Jo:Just remember, Jackson: supplies may be missing, but laughter is always present!
T:And the next time you find yourself in a dumpster, you're taking the stapler with you!
Ja:Fine! But you're all helping me with this case! I'll get to the bottom of this mystery!
A:Good luck, Detective West! Just don't trip over anything!
L:Or get stuck in a paper jam!
A:And remember: no stapler left behind!
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