Lucy added Tim
T: Seriously, Luce, you're not actually bringing the makeup bag, right?
L: Just you wait! It's going to be a glamorous surprise!
N: Tim, you're in so much trouble.
T: This is all a misunderstanding!
J: A misunderstanding? You bribed Tamara to distract Lucy!
A: Yeah, Tim! How desperate can you get?
G: Desperate enough to offer a bribe to avoid makeup? You're a true hero!
T: I'm not avoiding it! I just have a strict "no clown face" policy!
C: Tim, you've got the perfect face for a clown!
L: Exactly! Ever thought about joining the circus?
T: I'd rather juggle flaming knives!
A: But can you juggle makeup?
N: I can see it now: Tim the Fabulous Juggler!
T: I'd prefer Tim the Un-embarrassed.
L: Sorry, that ship sailed along with your dignity!
G: You lost that long ago, bradford.
L: Just wait till I send you the first pic of you looking like a glamorous unicorn!
T: A unicorn?! What's next, glitter bombs?
L: Oh, trust me, I've got glitter!
T: Glitter? No! Anything but that!
C: Relax, glitter is just a little sparkly persuasion.
T: Little? I once found glitter in my cereal for a week!
N: Exactly! It follows you everywhere like a bad rash!
A: And it's impossible to get rid of!
L: That's the point! You'll be fabulously flakey!
T: Fabulous? More like a walking dust bunny!
A: And I'll bet you'll win Best Supporting Actor in a makeup disaster!
T: I'll just blame it on the flour!
L: Flour? Oh, I'm not just bringing flour; I'm bringing all the ingredients for a good time!
T: What's next, a cooking show?
L: Cooking with Tim: The Makeover Edition!
N: I'd watch that!
C: "Today's episode: How to Flour Your Friend!"
T: I don't want to be floured!
L: Relax, it's just a little sprinkle here and there!
A: More like a dump truck!
J: And a sprinkle of embarrassment to top it off!
T: Ugh, I'm going to need a lawyer after this.
A: For what? Emotional damages?
T: Yes! I'll sue for defamation of my manliness!
L: You'll need a judge to oversee the Makeup Trials!
N: Order in the court! Tim must wear mascara!
C: And don't forget the lipstick!
A: The real question is: How much flour are we talking here?
L: Enough to turn Tim into a fluffy pancake!
T: I'm not a breakfast item!
L: But you're definitely on the menu!
N: Breakfast for dinner! I love it!
T: You people are the worst.
A: And yet, the best friends ever!
L: Plus, you'll look fabulous in the morning light!
T: Great, I'm going to be the "Flour Child" of the group!
J: That sounds like the best title ever!
L: Flour Child: The Legend of Tim!
C: Coming soon to theaters near you!
T: I'm going to regret everything about this...
J: Just remember, Tim, beauty is pain!
T: So is embarrassment, and I'd rather skip that part!
L: Relax, it's just flour! It'll wash out.
T: Flour? What am I, a cake?
N: Well, you might end up looking like a pastry after this!
L: Don't worry, I won't let it get to your hair,unless you want a "flour crown"?
A: Oh, come on! You'll have a blast!
A: Just think of it as your new career path: Tim the Flour Model!
T: You're all terrible friends.
A: We love you too!
L:Just wait for the transformation!
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