Uhm Nolan...

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N: Okay, so... I might've accidentally "borrowed" the captain's car.

A:NOLAN. How do you "accidentally" take someone's car?! This is not Grand Theft Auto!

L:Nolan, please tell me you didn't leave another note saying, "Oops, my bad!"

J:Wait, Nolan did what now?

T:This is why rookies shouldn't be allowed near keys. Or anything with wheels.

N:In my defense, the keys were on the desk. And the car... well, it looked like mine.

A:That's it. You need glasses.

L:Forget glasses, he needs a babysitter

J:I volunteer as tribute. 

J:This is too good to miss.

T:Someone needs to take his keys away permanently.

N:It's fine! I brought it back before anyone noticed... 

N:except now there's a small issue with the front bumper.

A:WHAT

L:WHAT

N:Slight scratch. Minor dent. But nothing a little duct tape can't fix, right?

L:Did you just say duct tape? On the captain's car?! 

L:Oh, you're done for.

J:Wait till Grey sees this. I'm bringing popcorn.

A: count me in

L: Me too!

T:Nolan, the captain is going to bury you so deep in paperwork, you'll forget what daylight looks like.


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