The rookie Groupchat

Lucy and a tree

L:Okay, hypothetical question: What's the protocol for getting stuck in a tree during patrol? 

L: Asking for a friend. :)

J: Lucy, you're asking for "a friend," orrrr... you? 

J: Because I'm imagining you in a tree right now.

N: How did you-

N: I mean how did they do that.

L:My friend may have chased a cat up a tree, and now the ladder might have fallen... 

L:leaving them... stuck.

T: Your "friend" needs to make better life choices.

A: Wait, Lucy, are you actually in a tree right now?

L: Uhm

J: Do NOT tell Tim where you are. He will never let you live this down.

T:Too late. I already know. And don't worry—I've called backup. I'm sure the fire department will love this one.

L:TIM, NO. DO NOT BRING THE FIRE DEPARTMENT!

A:A cop stuck in a tree? This is better than Netflix

T: I'll bring the popcorn. And a chainsaw.

T: Always wanted to cut down a tree with a cop in it.

L: How about we keep the tree intact?

L: seems so much better.

T: Fine

L: Thanks!