The Outsiders Stuff!

Spider (Oneshot)

Soda came home after hanging out with Steve for the day. When he entered the house, he saw Ponyboy was standing on the table for some reason.

"Hey, Pony. Why the hell're you up there?" Soda looked up at his little brother. Steve scoffed and rolled his eyes.

Ponyboy pointed at the floor, where a big, furry tarantula was chilling. Soda screamed like a little girl and hopped onto the table too.

"WHAT THE HELL!? AAAAH! GET IT OUTTA HERE!" He hugged Ponyboy from behind and tried to use him as a human shield. Ponyboy screamed too and tried to hide behind Soda.

P: "No! I'm scared too!"

So: "Yeah but it won't hurt a little kid!"

P: "You're older! You deal with it!"

So: "But I'm too pretty to die!"

Steve watched the two dumbass brothers frantically argue then spoke up.

"Y'know, I could kill it."

"No," Ponyboy said, pointed at a hole in the wall. "You tried that one time and we still haven't gotten the wall fixed!"

Steve got insulted for some reason.

St: "So you want me to just let the linty-looking demon with way too many legs kill you?"

P: "I just don't want you to punch the wall-"

Steve got onto the table and tried to punch Ponyboy instead. Soda got in front of his little brother and flicked Steve's (large) nose.

So: "No."

St: "Fuck you."

The door cracked open and Darry walked in. He looked at his younger brothers and Soda's weird friend.

"The hell are y'all doing up there?" Darry looked confused. They all pointed at the tarantula that broke into the house.

"Oh, for cryin' out loud..." He scoffed, grabbed a piece of paper and a cup, then trapped the demonspawn. He set it outside and freed it to do whatever sins it wanted to commit.

Darry came back inside and told the guys to get off his damn table.

"Y'all could've just handled it maturely."

After he was done speaking, there was a scream and then a thud from outside. Dally fell out of a tree with the tarantula on him. He got up, brushed it off of himself, then ran away.

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