Because he has to get his two bits in.
~ The only thing that Two-Bit will not laugh at is absent father jokes. They hit too close to home.
~ If he were to ever get arrested for shoplifting, the cops would call him Two-Bit instead of Keith.
~ Two-Bit pierced his ear with a paper clip one time and it still hasn't closed up.
~ 50% of Two-Bit's closet is Mickey Mouse shirts. The other 50% is usually unworn.
~ Two-Bit got a tooth knocked out by Dally because he pied him in the face. It was his right canine.
~ Two-Bit once dyed his hair neon blue when he got really boozed up. The gang still has pictures of that somewhere.
~ Two-Bit stopped shoplifting for 3 months after Dally lost his prized 10-inch black-handled switchblade.
~ Two-Bit gets visibly anxious if somebody calls him Keith.
~ Two-Bit is left-handed
Okay that's all for now guys.
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