BF: my kids are stressing me out
BF: Help.
RV: give them a bone, that usually works on Archie
BF: Tana's yelling at me HELP
RV: give her a bone too
RV: wait
RV: that sounded wrong
BF: I'm in the bathroom
RV: lmao why??
BF: I'm scared
BF: Tana's telling me that I spend more time talking to you than her
RV: lol tell her her eyes shine like the ocean
BF: k
BF: . . .
BF: she said I'm stupid :c
RV: u are tho
BF: >:(
RV: sorry
RV: tell her that she married u so it's her fault technically
BF: ok
BF: . . .
BF: she's gonna break the door down help
RV: shoot
RV: when she's yelling, kiss her in the middle of the sentence
BF: ok
BF: if I die, it's ur fault
BF: . . .
BF: . . .
BF: I'm in the bathroom again
RV: what happened?
BF: I did what u told me to and she pinched my nose rlly hard :(
RV: do you mean punch???
BF: no. I meant pinch :((
RV: omfg I'm laughing so hard
RV: it would've worked on me tho :D
RV: also giving me a bone would work too ;)
RV: no homooo thoooough
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No Homo Tho <3 || [Bronnie]
FanfictionBF: miss u!!! RV: Aw. Miss u too. RV: No homo tho Brandon and Ronnie are nothing but bro-pallys via text messages. AKA the fanfiction I'll update when I'm bored of being dramatic and straight. Also, none of this is real... unfortunately. WHAT'S BETT...