RV: So I was looking at that one pic in our book where ur holding me in the water and
RV: I just want to say I'm really glad your nipples exist
RV: and that ur chest is rlly toned
BF: Ronnie....
RV: no homo
BF: RONNIE
BF: that IS homo
RV: can a bro just compliment his fellow bro's chest??
RV: I'm not even COMPLIMENTING
RV: I'm stating FACTS
RV: and anyway you're holding me in the ocean like we're on the shoot for a gay romance novel
RV: we can't no homo that picture
BF: we were just
BF: . . .
BF: having fun
RV: HA
RV: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
RV: we were, weren't we ;)
BF: Ronald we aren't gay anyway why does it matter??
RV: it matters cuz our nipples were kinda touching
BF: wait
BF: ARE YOU DRUNK???
RV: there is a different between drunk and buzzed brandon
RV: i had only 4 glasses of wine
BF: Ron, text me when you're not wine drunk pls
RV: I'll text you when I want, brandon
BF: listen that was a really fun day for the both of us, don't ruin it
RV: RELAX we didn't even fuck
RV: you're still elbow deep in tana
RV: it's whatever
RV: it was just a really nice day
BF: it was :)
RV: I mean, I looked like I just won the fucking local lottery
BF: you do :)
RV: :)
RV: luv you brando
BF: ron
RV: SAY IT BACK
RV: *text it back
RV: unless you want to send a voice recording
RV: I promise I wouldn't leak it to the internet :)
RV: nvm i can't promise that
BF: . . .
BF: whatever
BF: I guess I "luv" you too
RV: YAY
RV: just bros bein bros
BF: bye ronnie
RV: bros bein bros no homo tho
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No Homo Tho <3 || [Bronnie]
FanfictionBF: miss u!!! RV: Aw. Miss u too. RV: No homo tho Brandon and Ronnie are nothing but bro-pallys via text messages. AKA the fanfiction I'll update when I'm bored of being dramatic and straight. Also, none of this is real... unfortunately. WHAT'S BETT...