No Homo Tho <3 || [Bronnie]

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RV: your arms

RV: . . .

RV: are good

BF: what?

RV: your arms are good

BF: okay?

RV: they're good arms

RV: 10/10

RV: throw away your jackets

RV: fuck the thousands of dollars your arms are the jackets

BF: someone's a little thirsty

RV: Okay first of all, who thought it was a good idea to teach you the word "thirsty"? Second of all, who isn't, Flowers 👅👅👅👅💦💦💦💦💦💪💪💪💪

BF: lol stop texting me

RV: once I never see your back muscles ever again

BF: you wear sleeveless shirts all the time and I don't get nasty with you

RV: Get Nasty With Me Flowers

BF: oh fuck off, you have nice arms too

RV: let's have nice arms together

RV: . . .

RV: in a bed preferably

RV: 👅👅👅💦💦💦

BF: . . .

BF: you wouldn't be able to handle it

RV: excuse me?

BF: let's be honest you wouldn't be able to handle me in bed 🤷🏻‍♂️

RV: deactivate your phone service

BF: no good comeback, Vannucci?

RV: YOU wouldn't be able to handle ME in bed

RV: tHAT'S WHY WE HAVEN'T FUCKED

BF: sure

BF: if it helps you sleep at night baby boy

RV: DON'T YOU DARE BABY BOY ME YOU GLORIFIED TWINK

BF: just because you have a beard doesn't mean you're not my baby 🙄🤷🏻‍♂️

RV: I complimvtghtg

RV: I compliment your arms once and you suddenly think you're the dominant one here?

RV: also...your baby? 😏

BF: see you like it

RV: that's not what I intended you to interpret the last text as

BF: don't think I forgot all our conversations about me "topping"

BF: I DO screenshoot our conversations

RV: 😧

BF: 😘

RV: Damn once you stopped letting me threaten your heterosexuality, it was over for both of us

RV: I'm so proud

RV: your arms

RV: are a symbol of your new found confidence

RV: and I'm rOCK HARD, FLOWERS

BF: shut up

RV: why don't you make me ;)

BF: fine, you better be decent

RV: HELL YEAH BRING YOUR ARMS WITH YOU

BF: I was going to leave them in my luggage but okay