No Homo Tho <3 || [Bronnie]

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RV: I miss u !!

BF: it's been 2 days

BF: . . .

BF: I miss you too

RV: ur pretty

BF: oh boy, it's been awhile since you last drunk texted me

RV: I knppw! !!'!!

RV: I wad d oibg so gooood ;(

RV: I'm sadd

BF: why are you sad, Ronnie?

RV: ur cyte and p reertty

BF: Yeah? I had to put that into google translate

RV: shut uop

RV: ur cute

BF: don't you have a wife or something

RV: or sometgijbg

RV: u r stghkmmthing

RV: fick!!

RV: *something

BF: sorry I only text people who can type coherently

RV: """cohferrntly""" b igg word

RV: dint u have a wufe or sonethung?

BF: I don't have a "wufe" no

RV: Im ur wufe

BF: oh I'm so glad

RV: id make a goof wufe

BF: you are a goof wufe

RV: than u!!!

BF: oh now I'm sad for you

RV: im sad becauz u r c ute

BF: I know

RV: u know u r cute ??? What the duck!!????

BF: 😉

RV: noppppooooo

BF: this is funny, I'm showing this to you when you're sober

RV: . . .

RV: I stil thunk ur cyte when im dober

BF: that's borderline confessing your love for me

BF: I'm gonna have to go...

RV: nO!!

RV: *audio message*

BF: ooh, what's this?

RV: *Brandon [deeply inhales] I fuckin'...[rustling noise] I love yuh. [breathing against phone] I really do....you're a real cute bastard....[more rustling] I love you!! [deep sigh] that's all...*

BF: aw Ron!!

BF: I'm saving that so you can't hold my response against me

BF: *audio message*

BF: *[cute Brandon noise] Hi Ron! I hope you listen to this when you're sober! [small giggle/chuckle thing] or not I dunno...I love you too...I guess [giggle] oh gosh if our wives listen to these, we're gonna have to marry each other! [phone rustling in between Brandon noises] but yeah...that's it...bye!

RV: . . .

RV: . . .

RV: I'm gonna putf That o n vi n Yl so beavgtiful