RV: hey you cute BITCH
BF: oh no
BF: alright, let me have it. Drunk text me all night if you want.
RV: I'm not drunk
RV: I just wanted to let you know that you're ONE NICE LOOKING ASSHOLE
BF: . . .
BF: thanks?
RV: yeah you're ONE ATTRACTIVE PILE OF GARBAGE
BF: you're scaring me.
RV: I just want to let you know how fuckin cute u are, u pile of shit
BF: I don't understand
BF: are you insulting me or complimenting me?
RV: you're an adorable whorebitch
RV: you make my heart melt
RV: . . .
RV: shitface
RV: LOOK AT THIS SHIT
RV:
RV: FUCK YOU!!!!
RV: LITERALLY AND EXPRESSIVELY!!!!!
BF: I don't know what you're trying to tell me
RV: don't act like you don't know what the fuck I'm talking about you big hazel eyed bitch
RV: you're made out of cotton candy and sleep
RV: and you force me to smile whenever I look at you
RV: and in conclusion overall you're a FUCK
RV: EVERYONE LOVES YOU
RV: I LOVE YOU!!!! BITCH!!!!!!!
BF: . . .
BF: I love you too
BF: I guess if that makes you feel better
RV: NO BUT I REALLY, ACTUALLY LOVE YOU. I want to stop loving you.
[ronnie hesitates]
[*message deleted*]RV: you're a fucking bitch
BF: thanks
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No Homo Tho <3 || [Bronnie]
FanfictionBF: miss u!!! RV: Aw. Miss u too. RV: No homo tho Brandon and Ronnie are nothing but bro-pallys via text messages. AKA the fanfiction I'll update when I'm bored of being dramatic and straight. Also, none of this is real... unfortunately. WHAT'S BETT...