No Homo Tho <3 || [Bronnie]

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RV: YEEYEE

BF: . . .

BF: Ron

BF: I'm gonna only ask you this once.

BF: what the hell does that mean

RV:

these spot the differences are getting real hard

BF: YOU SAID YOU WEREN'T GONNA MAKE FUN OF ME 😓😓😓😓

RV: I wasn't until I SAW YOU

RV: I'M SORRY

RV: you still looked good for the rest of the night 😘

BF: Stop texting me

RV: 🤠🤠🤠

RV: what are you going to do?

BF: 😡

RV: he anger

RV: listen man, I still love you

RV: *not in a brokeback mountain way

RV: not sure I'm ready to fuck you with an ass full of beans 🥵

BF: okay first of all never thought of that. Second of all, you are NOT my jack twist

RV: VERY bold of you to say you're ennis, you are NOT heath ledger

RV: I am

BF: bullshit

RV: okay I was saying you're jake gyllenhaal but whatever

RV: a real man fucks with an ass of beans

BF: 🤮

RV: use ur words, kid

BF: . . .

BF: . . .

BF: 🍆🥫🍑=🤢

RV: wow

BF: sorry there's no bean emoji

RV: I regret with every fiber of my being that you ever learned about emojis

BF: 🤷🏻‍♂️

RV: fucking disgusting 🤠

BF: okay "ass full of beans" I didn't even THINK of that

RV: wait

RV: when did you watch brokeback???

BF: I saw it with Dave during the sam's town tour

BF: and you???

RV: WITH DAVE?????

BF: yes and the ticket taker thought we were on a date

BF: you're not the only one the world thinks I'm gay for

BF: ANYWAY answer me, when did you see it???

RV: why does it matter???

BF: why are YOU embarrassed? People thought I WAS brokeback

RV: fine whatever

RV: next to you on the plane

RV: after you bought the hat

BF: 😯

BF: is that why you were misty eyed I thought you had allergies

RV: 🤭

BF: YOU MEAN I WASTED A DOSE OF MY ALLERGY MEDICATION JUST BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T WANT TO ADMIT YOU WERE CRYING OVER A GAY COWBOY MOVIE

BF: you know what now that it's typed out, I understand

BF: I can't believe my cowboy hat inspired you to open your emotions to a new horizon 😀

RV: fuck off it's 🤠 to you

BF: maybe it's 🤠👬 ⛰️ to us ☺️

RV: maybe I need to take away your phone, weirdo

BF: 😉😌😚😘😏😏😏😂

RV: 🤠 and that's final.