No Homo Tho <3 || [Bronnie]

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RV: do u have a daddy kink

BF: what do u mean

RV: what do u mean 'what do u mean'

BF: what's a daddy kink?

RV: do u like being called daddy

BF: Idk I thought that's what all kids call their dads when they're young

RV: no I mean do u like being called daddy by tana

BF: WAT

BF: what makes you think that??????

RV: are u shitting me Brandon

RV: the chorus of heart of a girl

BF: . . .

BF: oh

BF: I COULDNT THINK OF ANYTHING ELSE

RV: u have a daddy kink don't u

RV: don't lie

RV: daddy ;)

BF: . . .

BF: . . .

BF: i guess it would be a lil hot

RV: u are literally the kinkiest

BF: am not!!

RV: out of the four of us in the band

RV: yes u are

RV: u have a drag kink and a daddy kink

RV: would u like me to combine the two when we meet again?

BF: NO I DONT WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH U OMG

RV: but just imagine me calling u daddy as u strip off my dress

BF: . . .

BF: I'm just gonna pretend I never read that

RV: do u want me to send it again?

RV: imagine me calling u daddy as u strip off my dress

BF: no

RV: imagine nibbling on my neck as I moan "oh daddy I love it when you nibble my neck"

BF: RONALD

BF: U CAN SAY NO HOMO AFTER THAT BUT THAT IS THE GAYEST THING U HAVE EVER TEXTED ME

RV: . . .

RV: do u want me to be gayer?

BF: . . .

BF: I hate u

RV: ur only saying that because u want me 2 be gayer ;)

BF: stop

RV: sorry daddy

BF: DONT CALL ME DADDY

BF: ONLY MY KIDS CAN CALL ME DADDYandmaybetana

RV: OH I SEE HOW IT IS JUST BECAUSE IM NOT TANA UR UNCOMFORTABLE

BF: EXACTLY

RV: HOW RUDE

BF: Ronnie.

BF: she is my wife. I love her romantically. You are my friend. I love you like a friend.

RV: ROOOD

RV: DADDY'S BEIN ROOOD

BF: STOP CALLING ME DADDY OR ILL BLOCK UR NUMBER

RV: fine

RV: no homo dada ;)