No Homo Tho <3 || [Bronnie]

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BF: what do you want for ur birthday

RV: bby ur the only gift I need 😘😘😘

BF: . . .

BF: aw

BF: But seriously what do you want

RV: if you really must know...

RV: I want you to stop texting me when you know we're going to see each other in the next hour

BF: 😠

RV: are you saying you didn't get me a gift before hand?

RV: and to think all this time I already had YOUR birthday present picked out!!!! And your Christmas present!!!!!

BF: what ?

RV: whenever I see something you might like I get it, asshole

RV: don't get too jazzed I do it for everyone

BF: so I suppose you have Dave's gifts picked out 🤔 and Mark's 🤔 and your wife's 🤔 and Archie's 🤔

RV: . . .

RV: that's not the point

RV: it doesn't matter any, show up and that's all I want

BF: bullshit, tell me want you want

RV: you 😘😘😘😘

BF: if you don't tell me in the next 5 minutes you're getting socks

RV: But you're really the only gift I want!

RV: you serve as both a Valentine's Day gift and a birthday gift 😉😏😘

BF: I'm getting you socks and MAYBE a gift card

RV: are you still giving me you or...

BF: I'm gonna shove your fucking socks up your ass, you're really testing me Vannucci

RV: HOT